THE
DANIEL IN THE LION'S DEN
AFFAIR
A MISSION IMPOSSIBLE/UNCLE CROSSOVER
by
gm
September
1965
"Cinnamon
Carter?"
The devastatingly beautiful model turned
with studied grace. Her exotic eyes lit with twinkling amusement as she
appraised the man offering her a glass of champagne.
"We haven't met before."
"But I remind you of someone?" she
supplied, cynicism bittering the amusement. "I
was hoping for something more original from someone as sophisticated as you
obviously are." Openly she appraised him while she took the glass. "A sister? No, a cousin?"
Her eyes lingered on his face, his chest, but it was an act. She had already
lost interest. It was no fun playing the flirting game when your opponent was
so obviously over-matched. By his continental bearing and heart-gripping good
looks, he was evidently a veteran of these little cocktail trysts. His opening
line, though, had been sooo disappointing.
"Please don't tell me I remind you of your mother!"
"Not at all. She was a brunette. I prefer blondes."
The witty repartee' piqued her fading
attention and she reappraised her sparing partner.
"I was about to say," he smoothly
continued, a hard, sharp edge now to his smooth voice, "we haven't met
before, but I need you to contact a mutual friend here in Mordaavia."
Covertly, he glanced around at the other party guests, then
elucidated, the sexy tone dropping. "The operative phrase is, Daniel in
the lion's den."
The urbane, social amenities were forgotten
as she professionally assessed this man who, by the code phrase, declared
himself a colleague -- a fellow covert agent. This was where the game became
tricky. Instead of cocktail chat, they had suddenly moved into the shadow world
of international life and death. Her next moves would have to be exceedingly
careful, lest she fall into someone's cleverly laid trap. He had given the
correct phrase, now could he step to the next level of the chess game?
"What about the lion's den?"
"Waterloo lion's den. He'll know what I mean." He slipped her a piece
of paper as he kissed her hand. "This is where I can be reached. Tell
Daniel I will need deliverance by angels."
"You're very sure of yourself."
"Of course."
To diminish the intensity of the parlay, he
winked. "I'll be seeing you again," he warned with a seductive tone.
The underlying anxiety in his brown eyes never diminished, despite the playful
exchange. Then he handed her his glass and glided across the room and through
open balcony doors.
***
"What did he look like?"
Cinnamon followed Dan Briggs with her cool,
cat-calm eyes. Her team leader, colleague, friend, paced a rapid track across
the hotel room. Dan had every right to be irritated. The Impossible Missions
Force had enough trouble with their current, tricky assignment. They were a
small team of special agents, behind the Iron Curtain, trying to snatch a
would-be defector biochemist out of a hostile country. They did not need more
complications.
"He was drop-dead handsome, obviously
American, and could charm candy from a baby. Oh, and had lovely chocolate brown
eyes."
Briggs, a darkly handsome man in his own
sophisticated way, glared at her remark.
"He was tall, dark and handsome. With a distinctive mole on his -- left check." She
amended with the flash of a smile.
With a curt nod of vexation, he stopped and
pinned her with another glare. "I need you to meet him, Cinnamon. Find out
the details and come back here. I can't leave the operation now."
He glanced at the radio receiver on the far
table. Briggs was awaiting a signal from Rollin Hand. When the word came, the
IMF team would make their move on a hotel room on the floor above. The defector
would be snatched and replaced with Rollin, just long enough to convince the
neighbors that the biochemist was still in the room, when he was really being
whisked toward the border. The team would rendezvous and leave the country with
official passes. She wondered what this mysterious stranger meant to Dan -- why
he was important enough to risk such a major operation. She was worried, not so
much for her own life, or even for the lives of her other friends, but because
this had so unsettled her usually solid team leader.
"Why meet him at all, Dan? It's
risky."
A curt, tight smile was her only answer.
Bustling around the room, Dan collecting her coat and bag then handed them to
her as he urged her to the door.
"Don't I have a need to know?"
Briggs stopped his hand on the doorknob.
"No." His smile, this time kind and affectionate, softened his somber
features. "But I'll tell you anyway. He's an old collea
-- no, he's an old friend. I owe him my life." He forestalled the comment
she seemed about to make. "He wouldn't come to us unless he was desperate.
If possible, I'd like to help him because --" he searched for the right
words. "Because he'd do the same for us."
"The spy's
code."
"Something like
that."
Nodding with understanding, she knew she
would have gone even without an explanation -- for several reasons. The risk
that put spice in her life, the sincere and anxious quality she had seen in
those beautiful brown eyes -- but most of all, because Dan needed her to go.
She would have gone even if he hadn't asked her to. More than anything else
about this situation, she sensed that Dan needed to help, so she
would do this for Dan.
With a hand on his, she whispered. "Do
I at least get a code phrase to go with all this cloak and dagger
intrigue?" Her tone was teasing and wry to break the tension.
As usual, when dealing with Cinnamon, Briggs
smiled. "Tell him Daniel is sending rescuing angels."
"Does this mystery man have a code
number like agent Z-three? Can't I just call him by name?"
"His name is Napoleon Solo."
***
For an Iron Curtain city, Mordaavia had a lively nightlife. The cosmopolitan hotel in
the downtown square was surprisingly crowded with people out for a good time.
Revelers could be heard in the hall. The streets below had numerous people
moving under the street lamps. From his fourth floor window, Napoleon Solo
watched the bundled forms that trailed puffs of condensed breath as they
briskly moved through the sharply cold winter night. Glancing up into the dim
sky he silently thanked his lucky stars for cold nights, long coats and strange
Communist celebrations -- all of which had been literal life savers for him this
dark and dreadful night.
Pulling the drapes closed and stepping away
from the window he grabbed his brandy glass, then slumped into the sofa
cushions and sipped his drink. His eyes stared into the darkness of the next
room.
"It eludes me how a spy can be so easy
to read."
The arid voice made him jump, spilling the
brandy on his tuxedo jacket. "I thought you were asleep." Placing the
glass on the floor, he stood in the doorway of the bedroom. "How are you
feeling?"
"Like I was hit by a
subway train."
"Close. A Slav the size of a Mac
truck." Solo entered the room and turned on the bedside lamp. With
a shake of his head, he knelt beside Illya Kuryakin and gently lifted the bandage covering the side of
his head. Involuntarily, he winced at the red-smeared gash matted with blond
hair. "What I don't understand is why you're not dead."
Kuryakin's eyes closed against the light. His skin was pale and
cool. "Because I have only used up three of my
lives."
"Hmm. Good thing you have a few left.
And good thing your head is so hard.
You'll need all your luck to get back to civilization."
"That bad?"
"No, actually. We have some delivering angels coming to the
rescue."
Kuryakin opened an eye, which managed to convey his
exasperation. "You love being cryptic when I have a concussion."
"Really, an
angel." Flashing a smile at
the thought of his lovely contact, he nodded. "You'll see."
A knock at the door transformed their
flippancy to wariness. Solo slipped his friend a pistol from under the pillow.
He drew another UNCLE Special from his shoulder holster and moved to the front
door.
"Yes?"
"Do you still believe in angels?"
Napoleon smiled at the sultry, sexy voice of
Cinnamon Carter. He opened the door and pulled her in, taking a quick glance
down the empty hall.
"I believe in them now," he
assured as he leaned his back against the door. His hand, still on her wrist, slid
farther up her arm. "And what is the word from on high?"
"Daniel is sending rescuing
angels," she responded smoothly, and just as gracefully slipped out of his
grasp. It was a survival tactic she had perfected since her first date.
"I am on my death bed and you send for
a blond."
At the surprise interruption, Cinnamon
jumped, conveniently, into the arms of Solo.
"A delivering angel like this would
have to be a blond, Illya," the American tutted. To Cinnamon, he explained as they went to the
bedroom, "This is my partner with impeccable timing, Illya
Kuryakin."
Seeing his friend was trying to sit up, he
released his hold of her and hurried across the room to support his struggling
partner. With slow, careful steps, he helped the stubborn Russian to the sofa.
"Now you know why we need the
assist."
Cinnamon knelt next to the injured man and
assessed the situation with astute and practiced professionalism. Like her
colleagues, her life was one of deception and facade. Between colleagues,
however, pretenses dropped and the real person underneath the spy came out.
Their ability to move from humor to seriousness and blends of both was a unique
quality acquired out of necessity. Theirs was a career that demanded their life
and could possibly cost them their literal life. They all had to find what
balance they could in such a dramatic existence. Now she understood what had
caused the disruption of two covert operations.
"Concussion and looks like some damaged
ribs. Anything else?"
Eyes closed, but obviously weak and in pain,
Illya shook his head. Cinnamon glanced at Solo, who
shrugged worriedly.
"We can't make a run across the border
now. I was hoping Dan could help."
"He will."
"Good."
Illya opened his eyes. "How?"
"He'll think of something,"
Cinnamon assured.
"He always does," Solo agreed.
Satisfied, Kuryakin
gave a slight incline of his head, then closed his
eyes again.
Cinnamon and Napoleon stepped away. "You've
worked with Dan before?" She drew a cigarette from her purse, offered one
to Solo, who declined, and allowed him to give her a light.
"A few times. I knew you were part of his operation."
"How?"
"We're cousins. Different branches of
the same family tree. A few years ago in South America, Dan ran into trouble. I
happened to be there and gave him a hand. We've crossed paths a few times since
then."
She blew a smooth stream of smoke into the
air. "He owes you a favor."
Solo shrugged. "Do you object?"
"No."
"You're worried how it will affect your
operation?"
"Not really. I know Dan wouldn't
endanger his people . . . ." The thought died away as she realized she was
caught in the uncommon and embarrassing slip.
"He wouldn't risk his people for my
people?" Solo released a mirthless, frosty laugh, staring across the room
at the still figure on the sofa. "We do what we can. Risk is a relative
term, an individual gauge. We each have to determine where we will draw the
line."
Shivering, she was chilled with fear from
his starkly dangerous tone. This was a man who would know no limits, who would
never draw a line between his own safety and the safety of his partner. He could
be a danger to himself, or worse, to her friends. The thought was frightening,
leaving her to wonder about the limits of her own friends. They had been in
tight spots before, and had never once left an IMF operative behind. She knew
Dan Briggs never would. Neither would Napoleon Solo. She hoped there would not
be a conflict of interest between the two leaders, because she knew Briggs
would choose the safety of his friends over the lives of the UNCLE men if there
had to be a choice. She hoped they could all get out together somehow.
"Dan will be in touch. Stay here until
we contact you."
***
When Carter returned to the hotel, the IMF
operation was already in progress. Willy Armitage,
their strong man, had escorted the disguised biochemist into a State limousine.
With Barney Collier, their electronics expert, acting as chauffeur, Cinnamon as
the escort, and Briggs and Rollin as fellow revelers, they hoped to cross the
border without mishap. Their fake passes were ready. There was no room for
adding two more names to the party list.
"What are you going to do about the
others?" she asked as Briggs rushed her into the limo.
"You'll find out," was Dan's
cryptic reply. "Rollin and I will meet you at the pub near the border.
Remember, you've been partying all night, don't attract too much
attention."
Cinnamon placed a restraining hand on his
arm. "You're supposed to come with us."
"I'm staying behind to help
Rollin."
Her eyes revealed her recognition of that
line as a partial truth. They both knew why he was staying behind. He gave her
a smile and touched her hand. "Don't worry. We'll meet you at the pub at
eleven-thirty."
"Don't be late. They close the border
at midnight."
He winked, then
released her hand. He gave Willy a nod, and the limo pulled away. Without a
pause in thought or action, he turned and reentered the hotel. He returned to
their room and double-checked that everything was cleared out. There would be
no trace of their presence here. From the floor above, a loud, scratchy record
of Glenn Miller tunes blared. Briggs checked his watch. Ten-forty.
In twenty minutes the curfew would be in place. Five minutes after that Rollin
would shut off the music and come down here, remove his disguise as the
biochemist, and leave with Briggs for the rendezvous. The timing was tight. It
always was. Into that time frame he now had to add the rescue of two UNCLE
agents. Risky -- foolhardy -- impossible. His personal byword. Nothing was impossible in his eyes.
***
In anticipation of their departure, Solo
stripped the linen bed sheets into bandages for his friend's ribs. Using his
own coat to wrap around the slighter agent, it gave the illusion of a stocky
man. A stylish bowler was stomped to a shapeless cap that completely covered
the bandaged blond head now darkened with ashes from the fireplace. It was an
amateurish, simple attempt at disguise, but he had to work with what was
available. Improvisers could not be choosers.
The quiet, double tap on the door brought
him to his feet, pistol drawn. He switched off the light.
"Yes?"
"Waterloo," was the whisper.
With a smile, Solo opened the door and
Briggs slipped into the dark room. The two warmly shook hands.
"How does it look?"
"Clear," Dan whispered.
"We've got to hurry."
"I figured we would."
Briggs quickly glanced at Kuryakin. "Can he travel?"
"Yeah. He's lightly sedated. If we need him alert, we can
wake him. Otherwise, it's best if we keep him dazed."
"Understood. By the way, it's good to see you again,
Napoleon."
"Good to see you, too, Dan. Wish it was
in better circumstances."
"I'm somehow not surprised."
"I know," was Solo's rueful
agreement. "Next time we want to get together, though, why don't we just
meet at Sardi's for lunch?"
"Deal."
With a nod Briggs accepted the situation.
They brought the Russian to his feet and managed to reach the car in the
parking garage without incident. The short ride to Briggs' hotel was made in
silence. There was no more to say until the operation was over. Only a few
minutes after they parked at the curb, Rollin Hand slipped into the front seat.
He was introduced to the new additions, and then the operatives discussed options
for crossing the border with two extra people.
***
At eleven-thirty-six, Briggs' car pulled
next to the limo in the parking area of the pub. Willy carried Kuryakin into the big car, then
retrieved the apparently drunken biochemist. Cinnamon was the last one in the
car. At eleven-thirty-eight, Dan Briggs had formed their alternate escape
scenario.
Rollin got in with them, leaving Briggs and
Solo outside. Cinnamon seemed about to protest, but Briggs assured her he would
meet them on the other side of the border before midnight. Napoleon silently
confirmed the sentiment by winking at the beautiful model. The limo pulled
away, Dan watching it as it quickly disappeared in the darkness. At
eleven-forty-five, plan two was in motion.
The border guard exiting the pub never knew
what hit him. His alcohol-hazed mind was sufficient anesthetized to cushion the
karate chop Napoleon delivered to his neck. Briggs assessed the short stature
of their captive.
"More your size," Solo guessed as
they removed the man's clothes.
The transformation was quick and efficient.
They were on the road by eleven-fifty. Briggs glanced only once at his watch.
They would make it with a minute or two to spare. Little
margin for error. There never was. More fervently than he had in a long
time, he hoped there would be no mistakes. This needed to work -- he owed
Napoleon. More than that, he was connected to Napoleon, as only colleague spies
could be bonded and didn't want to lose any friends. It was the wrong business
to become protective about lives, but he was protective about his friends.
"If any of your IM Force is caught
or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge . . . ."
It had been a long time -- the first time
he'd lost one of his people. When he'd lost another operative in '66, he'd gone
on an extended leave. Despite all his they were too close. That's why he was
careful and thorough. Unlike his superiors, he would never turn his back on his
agents, on his obligations, or his friends.
"Dan, if anything goes wrong --"
"Nothing will, Napoleon."
"Still --"
"I know. Danger is my business."
"Daniel in the lion's
den." Solo shook his head
with rueful exasperation. "Waterloo Bridge all over again."
The South American operation had been an
UNCLE scheme to depose a dictator. The IMF team was there for the same purpose.
They had combined forces and accomplished the operation. When the dust settled,
one of the IMF men was dead. Dan took it hard. That was why this time he had
demanded on accompanying Solo. The danger was here, and his people were safe.
Briggs was motivated by the same concerns, which placed Illya
safely across the border and Solo at risk. It was always easier to go through
the peril than to watch a friend -- send a friend -- into the danger. If there
had to be a repeat of Waterloo Bridge, they would be the ones under the rubble,
not their friends.
"This is not Waterloo for either of us,
Napoleon."
"I hope you're right. By the way,
thanks. Illya means a lot to me."
"Of course, he's your partner. And
don't mention it. Glad to return the favor."
The lights of the border crossing appeared.
Beyond the barbed wire, sniper tower and spotlights, was a peaceful little
border town. Briggs noticed the limo parked next to a hostelry. Their friends
had made it to safety and they were close behind.
"Here we go," he said to Solo,
crouched on the back floor. He glanced at his watch. Eleven-fifty-seven.
Briggs screeched the car to a halt touching
the guardrail. The car was still rocking when he jumped out and shouted
warnings the two men at the gate. He said there was an escaped prisoner heading
for the border. He pointed into the nearby woods and claimed to have spotted
the man. In the tiny border town, the church bells chimed the twelve tolls of
midnight. The lights around them sputtered and died. The border plunged into
darkness, except for the two headlights from the car.
The guards ran into the woods. The sniper
fired random shots toward a mythical figure. Still shouting warnings, Briggs
exacerbated the frenzy by leaping back into the car and ramming through the
barbed wire and into a ditch. His cries for help brought the sniper down from
the tower and the man approached the car. Willy subdued the man while Rollin
helped Dan and Solo out of the car. The four men jumped into the ditch on the
other side of the crossing, and were concealed almost up to the back door of
the hostelry. By then, Briggs was wrapped in a great coat and Solo in a
hunter's jacket. They walked into the back of the building and blended with the
other customers who were straggling out at the closing of the bar. No one
noticed four more weary guests trudging up to their rooms.
***
OCTOBER 1965
When Dan Briggs entered the Brown Derby, the
host gave him a welcoming smile. "Mister Briggs, your party is here. Shall
I order your usual cocktails?"
"Please do, Andre."
Briggs wove through the famous LA eatery,
noting the equally famous clientele scattered at various tables. Briggs himself
was anonymous and unnoticed as he made his way to a secluded booth. He greeted
his friends, pleased that Solo and Kuryakin had time
during their LA stopover to indulge in lunch. Kuryakin
looked well and fully recovered from his injuries. Sharing cocktails in this
posh restaurant, it was hard to imagine that cold night a few weeks back when
they were fleeing for their lives.
It amused him to know, at this table, there
were five of the top espionage agents in the world. Fugitives of numerous
secret police organizations, they sat unnoticed among the the
elite, rich and famous of the West Coast. Even if someone happened to recognize
Cinnamon Carter or Rollin Hand, the other three men would be taken for
businessmen or producers.
Briggs offered a toast. They touched glasses
and drank and laughed. For a moment, they forgot the careers, dangers and
desperation that had brought them together. They remembered only the bond,
which tied them to each other.
THE END