OVER THE HILL

 

by

 

gm

 

November 22, 1972

 

 

With a sigh, Illya Kuryakin turned his head away from the mesmerizing tapping of fingers on the armrest.  His partner’s nervous thumping had a hypnotic quality and he broke the dazed observation in an effort  to shift his mental attention to another plane.

 

Even knowing the reasons behind the flurry of anxiety, Kuryakin wished to distance himself from the manifestation.  Napoleon Solo’s disturbance was obvious on too many fronts and the overtly palpable had become irritating.  To continue to ponder on what pressed upon both their minds for weeks was only to suffer in mutual discord.  Annoyance with life in general; with the spy business, with the inability to win at this vital, but insurmountable foe, plagued them both.

 

With a deep sigh, Napoleon consciously stopped his compulsive finger tapping and tightened his fingers into a clenched fist.  Glancing at his partner, he caught a returned gaze and sheepishly grinned tightly without mirth.  Folding his hands together in his lap, he gave a slight shake of his head.

 

“Afraid I’m not taking this well.  You should have taken another flight.  Or another seat.”

 

Kuryakin shrugged easily.  “There was no point.  We cannot avoid the inevitable.  Or thinking about it.”

 

“No,” the American agreed with profound regret. 

 

Scanning around the interior of the jet liner, he tried to distract himself by admiring the stewardess.  Her trendy uniform was attractive and short, reminding him of the attire of female UNCLE agents employed at HQs around the world.  Naturally, that mental link trailed his thoughts to their destination – HQNY – home base.  The concluding stop after this final mission in Vienna.  That finality brought him, inevitably, back to the original dilemma weightily haunting his thoughts for days/weeks/months, pressing ever heavier in his mind and heart until it overshadowed everything else, blocking all but critical dread from his focus.

 

Weeks ago, Illya had forced a confession out of him -- not abiding Solo's unusually dour mood for long.  Once the reason for Solo's discontent was made known, the Russian tried to make light of the situation -- ponder alternatives, bolster him with false hope -- uncharacteristic, but touching attempts to improve the inevitable.  As the deadline grew closer, Illya also slipped behind a familiar curtain of moodiness.  Over the last few days, they had hardly conversed beyond the mission necessities, both preoccupied with glum foreboding.

 

Now, as the hours ticked down to minutes, Solo's empty stomach churned from trepidation to fear.  While there could be no comfort or salvation from the inevitable this time, it helped that he had his friend beside him in this final adventure together.  Kuryakin could not alter Fate, but he could temper the bitterness of this end.  Napoleon was grateful they were beyond the trite and hollow reassurances -- that he would 'live through this' or that 'this was not really the end of the world' -- or worst of all, that 'this is only a job, not life'.  True they would still see each other occasionally.  They would be in the same building, even.  That did not help.  They could defeat megalomaniac madmen, THRUSH masterminds, and international criminals.  They could not win against the red tape of this world organization.

 

The seat belt warning lights flashed on.  The pretty stewardesses issued the tray table advisories.  The landing gear thumped down.  They were almost home.  This dreaded deadline was almost up.

 

Feeling Illya's eyes on him, he turned to face his partner.  "What?"

 

"I have failed to make the obvious comment.  We were caught up in the mission and -- and what will happen when we return to headquarters."  His lips twitched with a slight smile.  "Happy birthday.  If I believed in wishes . . . "  He shook his head, as if embarrassed at the mere thought of making such a telling, emotionally personal comment.  "You know I would wish this to be otherwise."

 

For the first time in days, Napoleon felt the smile that spontaneously stretched his lips.  "Thanks.  For the wish.  And the sentiment.  I wish it would change things, too.  But it helps to know you're in my corner."

 

"Always," he assured vehemently.  "And I will fight for you.  Do to think they can try this without resistance?"

 

"Ah," Solo almost laughed.  "Your defiance to authority is one of your charming assets."

 

Taking the light comment in the tone it was intended, the Russian wryly countered, "Perhaps this is such a surprise because you never expected to live this long for age to become a problem."

 

"Da.  Not that many Section Two agents live to be Forty."  Sobered at the apparent reality brought on by that admission, the glumness returned.  "Obviously for good reason."

 

Kuryakin's brow wrinkled in concern.  "There is a bright side, my friend.  Your life expectancy will be lengthened tremendously."

 

"How exciting," Solo sighed acidly.  “Retirement to a desk -- promotion UNCLE style.  Too old for the field, so they give you a raise for surviving the hazardous operations and put you out to pasture.  That's really something to live for."

 

"At least you're alive.  That hasn't always been expected."

 

Kuryakin's tone echoed relief and Solo's bitterness surged to anger.  "Oh, right.  I'll be pushing papers and you'll be out there dodging bullets.  It's wrong!" he nearly shouted.  Seeing he had attracted attention from the others around them, he dropped the tone of his voice and the hostility turned to regret and sadness.  "I won't be out there with you anymore.  Who's going to watch you back?"

 

The abandonment of his partner was what hurt most.  The retirement to a desk damaged his ego and his longing to continue a life of action.  His self esteem chinked at the thought that he was no longer going to be the hot shot agent.  The blazing star who attracted attention in the halls and respect and admiration from most of the staff because he was the head of Section Two -- the core of action and  excitement in the spy business. 

 

No, what pained him most about the mandatory retirement from the field at age Forty was leaving Illya to carry on in Section Two - in the field -- without him.  That he could not be there to protect and care for his friend.  In his heart, that nearly translated as a fatal loophole for Kuryakin.  Not that Illya was incompetent, but survival in the field for them had always been the partnership.  He had always vowed to be there for his friend.  Now he was forced to break that code and it was killing him by inches as he approached his inevitable removal from the front lines of espionage.

 

***

 

Emotions vacillated wildly on the trip to HQ.  Solo went from anger, to helpless irritation, to emotional sentiment at the inevitability of the end.  Then he convinced himself in the silent taxi ride that he was being silly, that somehow he could still be useful as an agent behind a desk.  And while not actively collaborating with Kuryakin, he could still enjoy their friendship. 

 

Entering the grey reception area brought a lump to his throat.  It would not be like this ever again, he knew as he allowed the reception agent to pin his triangular badge on his lapel.  She flirted with Illya, who ignored her advances.

 

"Mr. Waverly wants to see both of you," she reported, miffed at her rejection.

 

Solo could not bring himself to formulate a response and moved off.  Kuryakin hurried to keep up with Solo's turgid gait down the long, cold corridor leading to the elevators.  At the door to Waverly's office Napoleon found he could not move forward.  Stepping literally into his Fate was wrenching.  After a moment, he glanced at his friend, who gave a slight nod of his head -- in support, in friendship --in solidarity the blue eyes read.  Offering a slight smile -- bravely he hoped -- Solo took a deep breath and stepped forward, the automatic doors opening and swallowing them into the office.

 

It seemed hard to breathe suddenly, and Solo stood at attention, too stiff with apprehension to move or speak.  Illya mirrored his stillness.

 

"Gentlemen," Waverly nodded, preoccupied with a paper he was reading

 

He barely glanced up at them, and then turned his attention back to the page.  "I have a disturbing report from Switzerland.  Interpol claims to have a terrorist cell preparing to strike against banking interests in Zurich.  Possibly former THRUSH leaders are behind the planning.  They have asked for our help."

 

Solo wondered why the boss was telling him this, it would not be his concern anymore, and it would be up to Illya now.  Was it to torture him?  He dare not ask.  He wanted to hold onto this as long as possible.  As long as he stood here, he was still Number one Section Two. 

 

"I know you’ve just returned, but I must ask you to see to this personally."

 

"Uh -- " Solo could take the torment no longer.  "Sir -- uh --"

 

"Take up the details with travel, please."  This time he did look up and stare at Solo.  "Oh, yes, the matter of your age.  I have informed the other Section One leaders that events in these perilous times have outstripped some of our old traditions.  Time to progress.  I have repealed the mandatory retirement from Section Two at age Forty.  Unless, of course, you would like to retire from the field, Mr. Solo?"

 

Coughing, holding back a laugh/cry/miserable/joyous scream, Solo cleared his throat.  "Uh, no sir, I -- uh -- would be happy to remain in the field."

 

"Fine.  Then your status as head of Section Two has not changed.  Please report to me as soon as you know something about these terrorists.  Good luck, gentlemen.  Oh, and happy birthday, Mr. Solo."

 

Just outside the doors, Solo sagged against the wall.  Shaking his head, he laughed, staring at Kuryakin. 

 

"That was it?"

 

A slow grin spread across the Russian's face.  "Apparently," was the dry observation.  "He didn't even give us a chance to offer all our rebuttals and arguments."

 

"No, he didn’t."

 

Feeling a bit jaunty, Solo started walking.  Kuryakin fell into step beside him, just where he belonged.

 

The smirk was clear in the Russian’s tone.  "I think I owe you an apology.  I failed to buy you a present."

 

"I think this year the old man topped anything you could come up with, tovarich."

 

"Yes.  I'm very happy that he did, old friend.  And it is a happy day, is it not?"

 

“It is.  A  very happy birthday."

 

 

 

THE END