THE SETTING BRIDGES ON FIRE AFFAIR

 

 

By

GM

 

January 1971

 

Shaking his head  with a mocking sense of futility, Illya Kuryakin sighed and cast a weary eye around the room of bedazzled party-goers.  Following a recent assignment in Paris, Solo and Kuryakin had been asked to linger to meet a courier on her way in from Helsinki.  After the rather bizarre affair with President Tunick, Kuryakin was ready to go home.  As he mingled among the diplomats and socialites he was reminded how much he disliked these cocktail-party functions.

 

He glanced across the room and caught the eye of his partner.  Resplendent in fashionable eveningwear, Solo was positively effervescent tonight.  Truly in his element. A stunning woman on each arm, champagne in each hand, Solo was delighted with this current assignment.  He waved Illya to join the little group.  Kuryakin shook his head in decline and circulated in the other direction.  He was certain he was not up to one of Napoleon's double dates.

 

"All alone?  What a pity."

 

In a glance, Kuryakin evaluated the woman who had come up beside him.  Rich, European, sexy, aggressive, arrogant and older than he by probably several decades -- but still stunningly beautiful.  The thumbnail sketch took only seconds.  He had seen this type too many times to count:  Idle, rich, jet‑setting around the world with nothing better to do than pick up younger men who hinted at an adventurous lifestyle.  Somehow, these older women could scope him out with an uncanny sixth sense. If Napoleon saw this there would be no end of teasing about the matrons who fawned over the Russian and wanted to adopt him. Inwardly he sighed and strove for cool civility.

 

"Would you like to dance?” she smiled seductively.  “I bet you're a killer with the tango."

 

Interesting -- American slang with the European -- British? -- accent.  "No thank you."  He vaguely gestured toward his knee.  "Old war injury."

 

"What war was that?"  She winked at him, her alluring hazel eyes deeply seductive, yet familiarly shallow.  "The war between the sexes?"

 

He was the target of many such meaningless encounters.  Napoleon enjoyed these harmless flirtations, but Illya did not.  This woman really was beautiful; her exotic hazel eyes, her dimpled smile ‑‑ staggering.  Except for the obvious but well concealed signs of plastic surgery to smooth the face and make it seem years younger. 

 

Beneath the shallow, manufactured beauty, though, was an unnerving quality of shallowness.  An obvious, if artful falsity which underscored every practiced gesture, expression and movement.  It was as if she were posturing for an audience.  Illya found duplicity and layered secrets in his daily work, he didn’t seek it in social engagements.  Besides, despite the artistic application of make up and probably nips and tucks here and there, she was obviously much older than he liked his dates.

 

"I bet I could show you a few combat techniques," she whispered with a deep, suggestive voice.

 

He looked over his shoulder and caught Solo's eye again.  The woman’s back was to Napoleon so he could have no idea of her age.  He probably thought she was a stunning beauty.  The dark‑haired agent was amused at his partner's obvious discomfort at being cornered by this vulture in feminine clothing.  Illya signaled for a rescue.  With great amusement, Solo started over.  Slowly.

 

"I'm sure you'll excuse me, but I have to run," he excused as soon as Solo came to a stop just behind the woman.

 

Sensing the new prey, the woman smiled.  "We can accommodate your friend, too."

 

She spun around to face the American.  Kuryakin couldn't see her expression, but Napoleon's reaction was astonishing:  Solo's face turned ash‑white.  His mouth opened in surprise.  The glass dropped from his nerveless hand.

 

"Why, Reilly dear, how clumsy of you," she greeted coldly, in stark counterpoint to Solo's extreme reaction.  "Don't tell me this charming blond dynamo is an acquaintance of yours?"

 

She had turned to include both of them in her field of vision.  Illya felt chilled at the calculating frost in her demeanor. The cold cruelty in her suddenly hard eyes.  Startling him again, she ran a finger along his jaw, then circled Illya as if she had just captured a prized specimen.

 

“How droll, dear.  Your tastes have obviously changed.  Not that I can blame you, he is so cute.”

 

Illya stepped away from her touch, alarmed, unable to tear his eyes from his stricken partner.  Pale, Solo was completely off‑balance and reeling from the encounter.  Uncharacteristically silent in the face of the crude insults, he could not stop staring at her.  A mesmerized prey in the grip of a hypnotic cobra.

 

"His manners are still deplorable," she said to Illya.

 

The affront jarred Solo back to a semblance of his normal aplomb.  He cleared his throat then took a deep breath.  "I would introduce you, Illya," he retorted, cuttingly caustic, "but I don't know what name she's traveling under this year."

 

The woman was angled to favor Illya.  She chose to ignore Solo's comment, her only reaction -- an infinitesimal sneer at the corner of her mouth.

 

"You're Russian?  You boys can be so exciting.  My sixth husband was Russian."  She looped an arm around his.  "I've been married seven times.  We're sophisticated enough to be adults about that, aren't we, Illya?"  The sneer returned.  "At least some of us can."

 

Solo came around to face her.  With an obvious show of defiance, he removed Illya's arm from her clutches and pulled his partner out of her reach.  "Illya and I were just leaving.  Excuse us."  His voice trembled, his brown eyes vivid with barely suppressed anger.  To his partner he offered, "I'm sorry, Illya.  I apologize for this distasteful show of incivility from – from -- her."

 

More of a support to his friend than a necessary comment, he replied, "Don't worry about it, Napoleon."

 

She scoffed.  "You hold such a grudge, Reilly dear ‑‑"

 

"Don't call me that.  I'm not a child anymore."

 

"Then don't act like one," she snapped in return.  In her own hazel eyes a fire burned; a precursor of an eruption of volcanic proportions.  "How did you ever become so rude?  Certainly not from my influence.”

 

“Your influence?” he shot back brutally.  “The only lasting impression I have of you is when you burned all your bridges behind you.  You never cared who got singed as long as you were free to live your own life.  I didn’t realize it then, but I was so much better off without you.”

 

Her lip curled with distaste.  “Of course, like everything else about you, we must blame your father for your lack of culture and respect."

 

"Unfortunately accusations were the only influences you ever offered."  A fathomless bitterness filtered through the still prevalent anger.  “The blame.  The insults --“

 

“This is just what I would expect from you,” she accused.  “Supporting your father’s side with all those ugly rumors.”  Her expression reflected the hatred surfacing in her entire demeanor.  Then she stared at Illya.  "How could such a nice boy as you put up with such arrogant rudeness from my son?"

 

Kuryakin felt his mouth drop in shock and he quickly snapped it shut.  A glance at Solo indicated his partner was miserable under the merciless onslaught of such demeaning, embarrassing, cruel insults.  The woman (he could not think of her in terms of Mrs. Solo, or worse, Napoleon's mother!), delighted in the suffering she was causing them both. 

 

His survival instinct enabled his to surface from the amazement to grab Napoleon by the arm and tug him away.  “Excuse us, we really must be going.”

She ignored the transparent attempt to flee. “Then, the Solo side of the family always hated me, didn’t they Reilly, darling?” she purred viciously, ignoring any part of the conversation that didn’t please her.  “And you obviously take after that side of your heritage.  Such peasant morality.”

 

“Morality of any kind was never your strong point, was it?”

 

“How dare you!” she hissed.  The woman bodily blocked their progress.  "Deserting me, Reilly?" she taunted acidly.  "Just like your father!  The first sign of independent thought and you slither away to hide!”  Her face colored with ire.  “You talk about me burning my bridges, dear Reilly.  What do you think you and your father did by trapping me?  Trying to stifle me with your heritage and expectations when I needed freedom?”

 

A trembling Solo tried to push past her.

 

“You still can't call me, Mother, can you?"

 

Solo was rigid with tight control.  Illya had seen this kind of suppression before.  He knew if there weren't some kind of release, his friend would snap from the raw emotions fighting for exposure.  Yet control was part of every agent's basic training.  He thought Solo WOULD snap before he allowed that control to slip in front of someone who so obviously, tragically, vilely, hated him.  Who, in return, was utterly loathed by Napoleon.

 

"You were a visitor who occasionally came to call until I was six," he whispered, his voice cracking a bit.  "Before that, I don’t even remember you being in my life.  You were never my mother.  I'm too much of a gentleman to call you by your true title."

 

The vicious, powerful slap was swift and merciless.  It knocked Solo off balance and he slightly staggered into his partner.  A violent red mark instantly marred his smooth face.  Illya blocked a second blow in mid‑swing.  Napoleon was either too stunned or unwilling to defend himself.  The viciousness angered Kuryakin and he kept a tighter‑than‑necessary grasp on the attacker.  Without comment, Napoleon slipped behind Kuryakin and left.

 

The deathly silent room soon returned to it's normally oblivious level of civility.  Illya peripherally knew the attack had astonished the social attendees, but they were too smooth to let it give them more than a moment of public pause.  It would be the talk of everyone here in their whispered conversations.  The last thing they needed -- everyone at the party noticing them when they were here for an exchange with a courier!  Could anything else go wrong?  The mission really didn’t concern him much at all, now, though.  His focus was on his friend and this monster who had viciously attacked Napoleon.  Illya retained his grip on someone who had instantly made herself his enemy.

 

"He never could face up to his problems."  She wriggled out of the grasp and rubbed her wrist where red finger marks striped her white skin.  "He hasn't changed a bit.  Still throwing tantrums.  I don't know how you can stand it."  She leaned close to him, her tone conversational, as if nothing had happened. Her fingernail traced his chin.  "The evening is still young," she said seductively. 

 

The facade had cracked.  Her attempts at intimacy were more shallow than ever.  Even the surface beauty was gone, concealed under an avalanche of bitterness and revulsion of life. 

 

He stepped away with repulsion.  Kuryakin's pity was gone.  Only coldness remained.  Without a comment or backward glance, he left the room to follow his friend.

 

 

***

 

The Russian pondered the alarming event as he searched the Embassy for his partner.  Remembered snatches of Solo's file records were barely reconcilable with the real flesh and blood apparition he had confronted tonight.

 

Napoleon never spoke of his family – in some ways as private as the Russian about his past.  What little information Kuryakin had learned had come from reading his partner's file.  The Solo parents had divorced when their only son was a young child.  Napoleon had grown up with grandparents as guardians while his father served in the Navy. 

 

Napoleon spent his youth in and out of boarding schools in the U.S. or England, or traveling Europe with sets of grandparents who were supposedly in the diplomatic corps, but really worked for OSS.  Privately, he often speculated about the multi-generational occupation that his friend was so good at.  Must be in the genes.  Was that how Waverly recruited the American -- from knowing the grandparents? 

 

Illya had wondered, but never asked, about the complex family estrangement.  It was a confusing relationship to someone who lost his parents in the war.  Being violently robbed of his family, Kuryakin could not understand his partner's voluntary separation from his mother.  Even while his father was alive, Napoleon had not seemed to have much contact with that parent.  The grandparents were all dead and the only living relative (aside from the mother) was an Aunt Amy (paternal aunt) who lived in New York.

 

A dark shape leaning against a corner of the back balcony caught his eye.  Even in the indistinct light, he could tell from the slope of the shoulders the lone figure was his partner.  Kuryakin silently joined his friend.  Both hands supporting his weight on the balustrade, Solo's body was shaking.

 

Several moments elapsed before Kuryakin was able to emerge from his own disturbing emotions and react.  Hesitantly, yet gently, he placed both his hands on his partner's trembling shoulders; standing close in silent support.  It was not an act he was usually comfortable with, but in this extreme instance, some kind of silent, physical support seemed appropriate.  Gradually the tremors subsided.  Solo placed a hand on Illya's shoulder and squeezed it tightly.

 

"Thanks," was his hoarse comment of gratitude.

 

Uncomfortable in the intensely personal moment, Kuryakin was unsure what to do next.  His chief concern was to take care of his partner; to ease whatever emotional burdens he could even though he instinctively cringed at the exposure of such intimate feelings.  He had no desire to intrude on personal grief, but he sensed Napoleon needed his understanding and sympathetic support.  If situations were reversed, he would never ask for aid, but would wish for his friend to make the effort.

 

"Do you want to talk about it?"

 

There was an adamant shake of the dark head.  In the dim light reflected through the Embassy doors it was impossible to read an expression, but Illya felt a momentary tension ripple across Solo's back.

 

"No, no.  I can't," the American whispered.  He inhaled a deep, long breath.  "It's come back and hit me like a lightning bolt.  I wasn't prepared."  He shook his head and rubbed at his face.  “I didn’t think it could hurt so much after so long.”  He cleared his throat and slightly steadied his voice.  "For the first time in thirty years I wish I could cry."

 

Illya touched his friend's arm.  It was an attempt to give them both a boost of support.  His own hands were shaking now.  He had never seen his friend cry; never witnessed such a traumatic crack in the usually urbane Solo emotions.  To watch, to feel, the despair, was agonizing.

 

“What did she mean about the rumors?”

 

Napoleon shook his head again.  “There was a terrible scandal, I can’t remember much, but it was bad.  It changed our lives.  You don’t want to know.”

 

"Let it go," the Russian admonished without being aware of speaking.  Strange advice from one who was known to hold grudges of a deadly nature.

 

Desolation edged the words.  "I can't."  A dry, regretful admission as empty as a desert dune.  "Years ago I blocked away all those weaknesses.  I promised myself I would never let anyone be so important to me that I would cry over them.  That it would hurt me to the core if they left."

 

The tone was as tight as the muscles taut under the Russian's hands.  Not even Illya could pry anymore out of the tortured American.  It was a pain so deep Solo could not even face it.  In a wave of helplessness, Kuryakin knew there was nothing he could do to ease this old torment.

 

With sudden clarity, Napoleon's attitudes were completely explained:  Abandonment by a heartless, demeaning mother, neglect by a father who was never around, shuttled from one relative to another.  Solo had buried the hurt and used the resentment as a motivation to excel in a career that encouraged impersonal agents with controlled emotions.  Kuryakin knew that description no longer applied to the two of them.  Despite standard cautions, they had forged a friendship which defied emotions.  Yet, in their individual pasts, they still had many ghosts they would probably never deal with.

 

"It's alright," Kuryakin whispered.  He removed his hand from the tight grip and patted his friend's shoulder.

 

Stiff with constricted muscles, Solo slowly straightened.  For the first time he faced his friend.  In the faint illumination from the windows, Kuryakin saw a frightening vulnerability on the distinct features.

 

"We have an assignment to finish."  The voice was unsteady, but clear and strong.  It was a signal that the crisis was behind them for now.

 

Kuryakin offered a nod of understanding.  "Then let's go."

 

Solo took a moment to straighten his tie in a habit of comfort, not fashion this time, then steered them back into the Embassy.  Both came to a stop when the Vice Consul and three security guards confronted them.  Just inside the well-lit ballroom, Illya caught a glance of the former Mrs. Solo.  She gave him a wink and a smile as she drifted out of sight.

 

Elisha has just informed me that you are working for the CIA,” the Vice Consul snapped out.  “I will ask you to leave immediately.”

 

Warned to not reveal their association with UNCLE on this mission -- since they were clearly violating a foreign embassy’s neutral ground -- Solo plastered on a charming smile that Illya saw did not penetrate past the shallow expression of tight reason.

 

“We are travel show producers.  We have the documents --“

 

“I have been assured they are forgeries.”

 

“By Elish?” Illya wondered, searching for a way to discredit his new enemy.  “A guest at a cocktail party?” he dismissed.

 

“She is an Interpol agent.”

 

An exchanged glance between them confirmed their individual suspicions were in unity.  Betrayed by Napoleon’s mother who was posing as an agent!  “And you believe HER credentials are legitimate and ours are not?” Kuryakin snapped back in disdain.

 

Napoleon glanced at him, then inside, his expression darkened.  The brown eyes bespoke evil tidings.  “We can prove --“

 

“You will leave now,” the Consul reiterated.  “Do not make me use force.”

 

The agents maintained a tight silence until they were outside the Embassy gates. 

 

“Why?” Kuryakin wondered.

 

“Why?  Spite!”

 

“How does she know you’re an agent?”

 

“Wouldn’t take more than a guess.  Family tree, remember?”

 

“Yes.”

 

As they strolled to their car they quietly conferred, trading options and ideas as to how to connect with the courier.  Suddenly the light mission had turned troubling.  Not just personally for Solo, but for UNCLE.  The courier was carrying a microchip containing NATO secrets.  It could not be lost.

 

After several uncomfortable moments of silence, Illya reluctantly voiced an unhappy thought floating around in the back of his mind.  “Uh, Napoleon, it’s not possible that – Elisha – is that her name – is really an agent?  The – uh – family tree, you know?”

“No, she is not an agent,” he scoffed.  “Among other things, the commitment for such an occupation would be against her nature.  Besides,” he ground his teeth for a moment in suffering consternation, “that was one of the things she hated about the family.  Among many others.”

 

Just past the Embassy compound, they spotted Elisha.  When she saw them she cried out, chattering to the Embassy guards -- something about killers and that they were after her.  Then she quickly dipped into a blue Mercedes and sped away. 

 

In the dim light of a street lamp it looked like a body slumped in the gutter of the street.  One of the Embassy guards spotted the form at the same time and called an alert.  The agents ran over, standing back with bystanders, they were relieved to see the unconscious young woman -- an UNCLE agent -- was alive.

 

The Embassy guards turned to them, shouting accusations and questions.  Solo smoothly denied any involvement -- they had obviously just exited the building!

 

Illya steered his partner toward their car at a rapid pace.  “She’s got to have the microchip.”

 

Solo, a little slower on the uptake, allowed himself to be dragged down the street by his elbow.  Elisha has the chip?”

 

“Can you think of another explanation?  You see, perhaps you are not the only one carrying on the family tradition.”

 

Confused and disturbed, Napoleon mumbled refusals.  Illya jumped behind the wheel and they raced after the Mercedes. Shouts and whistles echoed behind them.  Napoleon turned around to see at least two sets of headlights in pursuit.

 

“Great.  Framed for attacking our own agent!  She’s slick, isn’t she?” he accused loathingly. 

 

“A family talent,” the Russian commented.  “Nothing less than what I would expect.”

 

On a curving road outside of town they lost their pursuers and caught up with the blue Mercedes.  The opponent was good, but Illya was the better driver and Solo an accurate shot.  Napoleon hit one of the rear tires and the Mercedes skidded into the dirt.  Screeching to a halt and jumping out of their car, they ran back to intercept her. Elishia was staggering out of the car.  Napoleon holstered his weapon and roughly grabbed her by the arm.  He tossed Illya her small evening bag.

 

“Search it.”

 

Concerned about his partner’s actions and reactions, Illya did a quick search of the bag while casting wary glances at the Solos. When he did not find it immediately, he did a more concentrated search.  No microfilm.  Before he could comment, Napoleon read the situation.

 

“Where is it?” he threateningly demanded of his mother.

 

She seemed unfazed by the capture, and cast an alluring smile at the Russian.  “Perhaps Illya can conduct a body search?”

 

Disgusted, Napoleon shoved her away and she stumbled into the car.  Enraged, he paced while Illya furiously thought of options.  In the distance, sirens echoed.  The police were back on the trail it seemed.  They needed to leave.  Without the microfilm?  Better a failed mission and escape than capture and unpleasant police questions.  But what to do about Elisha?  He dared not ask his irate partner.  No telling what Solo might want to do.  He had never seen Napoleon so agitated and at a loss and Illya couldn’t blame him.

 

The impending threat finally penetrated to Solo and he stared at Kuryakin for long, somber moments. The cold, void expression chilled Kuryakin.

 

“You better get going, Illya.  No sense both of us ending up in jail.”

 

“What?”

 

Solo escorted him over to the Mercedes, which was still in fair shape.  “Get going.  Someone’s got to tell the truth to the authorities about Elisha.  If we leave her here on her own she’ll frame us for this mess.”

“If you stay, I stay,” he adamantly maintained.  “You will not leave me to explain this to Waverly by myself.”

 

The slightest hint of a grin played on Solo’s face.  “Point taken.”  He grimly glared at his mother.  “We better take her with us then.”

 

From behind the folds of her evening gown, Elisha pulled a small revolver.  “I think not, Reilly, dear.”  She offered a frosty smile to Kuryakin.  “You should have searched me, darling.  Now, you are going to throw your weapons on the ground at my feet.  Then you are going to watch me drive away.”

 

Shocked, Illya was frozen in place.  Could she possibly kill her own son?  Looking at her impassive face he saw glints of cold mercilessness.  A survival instinct within ran deeper than anything else she could ever feel.  She would not hesitate to kill either one of them.  Glancing at his friend, Illya’s fear escalated.  While Elisha was interested only in escape, Napoleon’s emotions were clear.  Solo’s hard expression reflected a hatred so deep it was frightening. He might do anything to stop her from winning.

 

“You’re not leaving, Elisha,” Napoleon quietly promised with a deadly calm.  “This ends here.”

 

Not sure if it was a mistake or not, Illya carefully reached for his Walther and tossed it into the dirt.  “We do what she says, Napoleon,” he voiced with reason and calm.  He was trying to save his friend’s life here -- suddenly a more important factor than microfilm, old family hatreds, or police.  “We will have another chance.”

 

Smoothly, Napoleon’s right hand slipped under his jacket and pulled out the Walther.  Hovering near his chest, the pistol  was suspended -- a tangible object of his indecision -- as he hesitated -- pondering his next move.  Obedience and surrender, or opposition and the chance of being shot my his own mother.  From his glacial expression, he seemed oblivious to the closeness of death.  His hatred was far too livid to allow reason or logic or even self preservation to play into the decision.

 

Frightened at what might happen, Illya swiftly grabbed the Walther and yanked it out of Solos’ grip.  Then he tossed it to the dirt.  It earned him a seething glare from his partner.

 

“You ARE the smart one,” she smiled at Kuryakin. 

 

She aimed her pistol at Solo and the Russian’s heart stopped.  She was going to kill them anyway!  What had he done!  The only option was to correct his mistake.  He stepped in front of Napoleon. 

 

“Leave.  You’ve won.  Isn’t that enough?”

 

Her smile was sad.  “You are really too good for him,” she sighed.  “Perhaps I should compel you to come with me, me darling.”

 

“He’s not going with you,” Napoleon countered icily.  He pushed Illya aside and started a slow walk toward the woman.  “Go ahead.  Shoot.  You’ve been dying to do it since you saw me.”

 

“Yes I have,” she hissed, the pistol raised to center on Solo’s chest.  “Don’t tempt me too much.”

 

Illya had seen his partner engage in the most insane dares and risks over the years.  His tendency for temporary insanity while on a mission was long known and experienced many times over by the displeased Russian.  This topped the list, however.  The mother seemed more than willing to comply with the challenge.

 

Glancing in the dirt, Illya gauged his chances at grabbing his pistol and shooting her.  Shooting Napoleon’s mother!  It was better than watching her murder his friend.  With the ever-nearing sirens echoing in the hills, he knew time was running out.  But he could not reach the Special in time.  Again, fleetingly wondering at his logic, but completely understanding his motivation was saving his friend’s life, Kuryakin impulsively acted.  He grabbed Napoleon’s shoulder, spun him around and punched him in the nose.

 

Blindsided by the surprise attack, Solo went down to his knees in stunning pain.  Wincing at his actions -- the pain caused on both sides with that blow -- he held onto Solo’s shoulder.  Vile loathing bubbled inside and he viciously glared at the woman.

 

“Go.”

 

Angry -- perhaps at being robbed of her chance at shooting her son -- perhaps at being thwarted in her plans -- she snarled at him.  “I think not.  I need some insurance.  You are coming with me my darling Russian.”

 

“No,” Solo mumbled, still holding his face as blood trickled between his fingers.  “Don’t do it, Illya.”

 

Deeply sorry for his violence, Kuryakin did not regret the act.  While painful, it had saved Solo’s life.  It had, unfortunately, also put them at a terrible disadvantage.  Napoleon was incapacitated temporarily, and they were still both at her mercy.  To his regret, he knew she possessed no mercy.

 

Warily coming closer, she stood a few paces behind Solo.  The hammer was pulled back on the pistol.  “There is no time to waste, Illya dear.  You are both so incredibly inept.  Cute,” she winked at him, “but terrible.  How did you live this long in the business?”  She didn’t wait for a response.  “You both reveal your weaknesses much too easily.  Now, Illya, dear, get in the Mercedes and come with me or I put a bullet in the back of his head.”

 

“You’ve burned your bridges this time.  If you come under my power again you will pay for this,” Napoleon vowed, the threat diminished by his muffled voice edged with pain and his disadvantaged position kneeling in the dirt.  “If you hurt him nothing will save you.”

 

Napoleon couldn’t see her expression, but Illya could.  There was a chilling abhorrence in her face that denoted she actually relished the power -- barely restraining the urge to shoot and murder her own son.

 

“You are pathetic,” she viciously spat at him.  “I shouldn’t even waste a bullet on you, except that it would eliminate something completely worthless.”

 

Her insults were hurting Illya more than Solo, it seemed.  Given the opportunity, the Russian would happily strangle her right now just to end the harassment.

 

Glancing at him, she completely changed her expression from contempt to predatory.  “Your choice,” she silkily called to Illya.  “Do I pull the trigger or do you become my companion?”

 

Grinding his teeth with livid frustration, Kuryakin backed to the Mercedes.  He nearly held his breath as she stood there, the lights of the car casting an eerie glow around her and her victim kneeling in the dirt.  If she pulled the trigger anyway he would murder her with his bare hands, he promised, afraid she would do it no matter if they obeyed her commands or not.  She was operating on pure emotion now -- old rivalries and spite. They had no chance to win.

 

With a little smile of triumph, she raised the pistol and jogged over to the car.  “Get in.”

 

Illya complied and she backed the car out of the brush.  With a grinding spray of dirt they sped away.  She kept the pistol trained on him.  He judged his chances of overpowering her, but decided against it.  They were driving on a winding mountain road at night.  Not the best time to attack the person behind the wheel.

 

“Are you going to kill me?” he wondered conversationally.

 

“I admit I am tempted,” she half-smiled.  “It would destroy my poor dear Reilly, wouldn’t it?”  At his silence she laughed -- a brittle, mirthless, hollow sound.  “For professionals you are both as transparent as glass.”

 

Stung at the insult, he retorted, “You are not so clever yourself.  The ploy was good at the embassy, but who is on the run along with us now?”

 

“A minor complication,” she brushed aside.  “I speak of your obvious weaknesses.  You both offered your own lives to save the other partner.  Very precious, darling, but stupid.”

 

It was an old argument.  Waverly scolded them for it constantly.  They knew it going into every mission that their strength -- their unity -- was also their greatest vulnerability if used by their enemies.  He could not argue with her assessment any more than he could fight against the inevitable conundrum that their best asset was their most dangerous flaw.  An insurmountable enigma.

 

“You surprised me with the attack on Reilly.  A clever, but unusual way to save him from himself.  Do you do that often?”

 

‘Too much,’ he regretfully admitted silently, but did not respond to the taunt.  “Why do you address him by his middle name?”

 

“Reilly.  Named after a spy friend of my former father-in-law,” she scoffed.  “I do it my dear to annoy him, of course.  I had no choices with the Solo family.  The name of my child, my behavior, my – well, I won’t bore you with the unpleasant past.  My life was a misery and I pay back dearest Reilly whenever and however I can.”

 

Rippling with revulsion, Kuryakin knew a fresh source of pity for his friend.  The domestic picture that had suddenly appeared of Napoleon’s childhood was depressing.  It explained several things about the American’s nature.  And perhaps said much about why two similar agents had formed the incredible bond of trust they found in each other.

 

“What I don’t understand is the loyalty.  Aside from the obvious that you are Russian and he is so American.  You are throwing yourself away on rubbish.  Trust me, it runs in their family.  You are really too cute to waste your life with him.” 

 

“You are very quick to judgment about someone you never knew,” he snapped back, weary of the insults to a person he valued more than anything or anyone in the world.  “Your prejudices and hatred have blinded you.”

 

Again, she laughed -- a mocking, savage whiplash reaction.  “What hold does he have over you, Illya darling?  Although your care for him seems genuine, I know there is something sinister.  Blackmailing you in some way? This is your chance at freedom.  With me, my dear.”

 

Disgusted, he scoffed, “Even if I explained it, you are unable to understand.”

 

“Oh, try to persuade me, Illya.”

 

His skin crawled when she used his name in that seductive tone.  He decided to no longer play her game.  “What is your plan?  You have the microfilm I assume?”

 

“Yes.”

 

“We cross the border?  And then?”

 

“For you?  I’m still pondering that delightful little dilemma.  I think you are darling.  With a little persuasion I think you will succumb to my charm.”

 

“I doubt that.”

 

Her voice was as hard as her facial planes.  The hatred had returned.  “We shall see.”

 

Knowing he had made a mistake to push her, he inwardly grumbled at his clumsiness and mentally stepped back to analyze.  Taking him captive was insurance, yes.  Napoleon would do nothing to let him come to harm. But was there more?  More suffering for his partner?  She indicated how much it would destroy him if Illya was killed. Not wanting to think of capture and torture under the control of this vengeful woman, he now saw that as a viable, disgusting possibility.  As long as she had him she had power over Napoleon.  Worse, she could manipulate Napoleon -- even lure him to his death with Illya as the bait.

 

“I will not be your pawn,” he told her.

 

“You will be anything I want, dear, because I am the one with the weapon.”

 

He had allowed this.  Sometimes he thought he might just deserve what he got when he acted so injudiciously.  This was completely unacceptable.  He should kill her right now.  A quick flick of his arm and he could snap her wrist.   They might run into the mountain or off it, but she would be eliminated.  He might be able to save himself.  And no more threat to his friend.  There wasn’t even a hint of regret that he would be killing his best friend’s mother.  He would be in a lot of trouble with Solo, though, if he got himself killed.

 

When the road straightened out he took his chance.  Elisha was concentrating on driving when he grabbed the weapon, snapping it back toward her with a sickening sound.  In automatic reaction to the jolt, her finger pulled the trigger and a bullet shattered the driver’s door window.  With his other hand, Illya had grabbed the wheel and wrenched it across the road to a ditch running alongside the mountain.

 

Screaming in pain or anger, Elisha threw herself into his chest and seized the wheel with her good hand, throwing the car across the lane and toward the cliff edge.  Maneuvering in the front seat of the car was difficult and Illya chose survival over a continued struggle.  Just as the Mercedes skidded into the dirt shoulder, Illya bailed out of the passenger door.  Rolling with practiced skill, he minimized his impact and injuries by protecting his head and staying in a tight ball.  His shoulder and arm ached, taking the brunt of the hard landing, but as soon as his momentum stopped he was able to slowly come to his feet, noting no serious injuries.

 

Shuffling over to the edge of the cliff, he could not see the car through the thick trees.  No fire, then, that was good.  Had Elisha escaped from the vehicle?  He heard nothing -- no cry for help, no evidence of someone staggering through the brush.  What he DID hear were approaching sirens.  Sitting down on a nearby boulder, he awaited capture by the authorities and the subsequent lecture he would certainly receive from Waverly.

 

It wasn’t long before two sets of headlights scanned across him and two vehicles screeched to a stop just past his position.  German voices chattered as men jumped out of the first car.  In the glare of the lights, he saw one man come directly at him and he prepared an convincing opening line that would keep him out of jail.

 

“I ought to greet you the same way you said good-bye.”

Kuryakin jumped to his feet, wary -- defensive for a blow from his partner.  “Napoleon.  You know I hated doing that,” he quickly explained, “but you were about to do something stupid.”

 

“Like save you?” the American countered with a strange nasal quality. 

 

As he stood next to his partner, Illya noted Solo’s nose was swollen and still bleeding slightly -- evidence by the stained handkerchief still tenderly blotting at the nostrils.

 

“Sorry.”

 

“So where’s the she-dragon?”

 

“Over the cliff,” Illya gestured.

 

“That was neat,” he mumbled.

 

The police crowded around and Illya started to explain the events, but was interrupted by Solo.  The senior agent told his friend that the authorities already knew Elisha Kendal – her last name these days -- was a notorious international spy and was wanted by several agencies, including UNCLE.  She tried to throw the police off her trail by framing her pursuers, but Napoleon -- with the corroboration of the attacked UNCLE courier who regained consciousness enough to go along with Solo’s story -- convinced them she was the criminal. 

 

As Illya told his now altered version of his experience under her captivity, he watched with concern as Solo paced over to the edge of the cliff.  There was no sense of triumph from his friend.  None of the usual gloating about his clever ability to manipulate others with his combination of charm and blarney.  No comment of relief that Illya was all right and had done a good job of extricating himself out of danger.

 

Well, the latter might not be coming since Napoleon was justifiably upset about being punched.  Still, it disappointed the Russian to be robbed of one of their traditional moments.  No, it upset him that his actions hurt his friend enough that Napoleon was so mad at him that it overpowered the relief at a happy ending.   Again frustrated that his own actions had left him in an irritating predicament, he quickly finished with the police and walked over to join his friend.

 

“Napoleon, I am very sorry I punched you.  Really.”

 

“I know.”

 

The American was not making this easy.  The detached words chilled Illya with anxiety as he realized Solo was dealing with several nasty levels of emotional trauma here.  Being punched by his friend was only one element. There was the bitterness of the evening’s surprise encounter.  And now, the possibility that Illya had killed his mother.  A reality neither could ignore.  Whether in animosity or not, the blood connection between them was irreversible. 

 

“I am very sorry about -- she gave me no choice, Napoleon.  It was not my intention for her to go over the cliff.  I tried to take the pistol away and take control but it -- it didn’t work the way I planned.  She could still be alive.  The police are organizing a rescue effort.”

 

“I hope she’s dead.”

 

The numb void in the tone proved how devastated the senior agent had been at the reunion.  Illya wanted to offer comfort but could think of nothing to say in the absurd situation.

 

Solo turned away from the view and concentrated on Kuryakin.  His face was grave in the lights of the cars, his eyes dark with emotions simmering just under the surface.  It was readable concern and unsettled regret that Illya could detect above all the other disturbing feelings his friend probably harbored.  While he hated to see his Napoleon suffer, it was normal, it was typical after he had been endangered, and Kuryakin welcomed the distraught emotions for once.

 

“Are you all right?”

 

Concealing his sigh of joy at the awaited, typical question, Illya shook his head.  “Just a few minor aches.”

 

“Did she hurt you?”

 

It was a serious consideration that obviously had worried his friend.  It was time to end the pain with the woman who could cause so much for Solo.  Time to get back on track. “Napoleon, you insult me,” he delivered, obviously miffed.

 

The American’s expression lightened and he almost grinned at the banter.  “You deserve it,” he countered lightly.  “No, you deserve more,” he returned slyly.  “I just haven’t decided how I’m going to get back at you.”

 

Uncertain how serious his friend was about retaliation, he chose to keep silent and not antagonize the sensitive agent – physically and emotionally.  After all, it had been a terrible night all the way around.  From his demeanor, Solo was slipping into subdued distraction.

 

“She deserves what she got, Illya.  Don’t let it trouble you.”

 

“I am only troubled at how this affects you,” he responded truthfully.

 

Patting his shoulder, Napoleon left his hand there in a tight grip.  “It will only disturb me if she lives.”  He unnerving locked gazes.  “You must understand how I feel after seeing what she is capable of -- the hatred -- the . . . .” he shook his head.  “Never mind.  You probably think I’m an insensitive monster to want my mother dead.  I can’t -- no -- I won’t even consider changing my attitude about her.  She never wanted forgiveness for her actions in my childhood.  But tonight -- I can never forgive her --“ he stopped, his voice thick with torment.  “She used us against each other.  She knew, as always, just where to injure the most, just how to cause the maximum amount of pain.  Whether she completed her threats or not, she captured you to get to me and could have hurt you, even killed you.  For that alone, she deserves to die.”

 

It was not unnecessarily harsh.  They had faced such dangers before, made such threats and even carried them out to save each other from injury or death.  He could not expect less in this circumstance.  As he so often felt, Illya was chilled with trepidation at the lack of limits they seemed to have in regards for each other’s safety. 

When their enemy saw the unity between them, they had lost ground.  Inevitably, when she threatened Napoleon, Illya had to do anything to save his partner.  And typically, Napoleon placed himself literally in front of the gun to save him.  He could not change Solo’s attitude any more than he could change their predictable actions.

 

“I suggest we do not wait around to find out,” Kuryakin offered.  “Let the authorities deal with her.  One way or the other.”  He started walking toward the police vehicles, with a push on Solo’s arm, he urged his friend to join him.

 

Keeping pace, Napoleon wondered if they should check Illya in at a hospital.  There was nice, familiar touch of irony and jibing in the tone and Illya felt better.  Literally putting the crash scene behind them, they were putting this horrible night behind them as well.

 

Kuryakin countered that a hot bath and a good night’s sleep would be much better than a hospital.

 

“You sure?” Solo mildly teased.  “Maybe we can get you a room with the courier.  UNCLE special rates or something.  She’s kind of cute.”

 

Bath.  Aspirin.  Sleep.  In that order,” Kuryakin firmly maintained, hiding his smile as he climbed into the back of a police car.

 

 

***

 

 

The morning was unusually quiet ‑‑ boring ‑‑ in New York on the cool autumn day.  Kuryakin had seen to a few unimportant details of business before barricading himself in his office.  In the mood for indulgence and good food, he would force himself to glance through the international reports for anything of criminal interest, then treat himself to a very extended executive lunch.  He would roust Napoleon from whatever unimportant matters engaged his friend, and they would spend an afternoon anywhere but at work.  Thoughts of the little escape lightened his mood and he tackled the papers with some element of enthusiasm.

 

A short article on the passing of a society beauty caught his eye:  International socialite Elisha Garber died in Nice over the weekend.  Automatically his mind slid past Garber and the other last names to arrive at the woman's more significant and first married name of Solo.

 

There was no pang of remorse or regret at the news.  The former Mrs. Solo had been a vicious shrew.  Napoleon had never said another word about the infamous meeting those several months ago. 

 

After their return to New York in January, they learned no body had been recovered at the scene.  Just as well.  It would have been hard to press charges against her.  They had never told the whole truth to Waverly, so he had no idea of her involvement.  And if the authorities would have arrested her, then the nasty investigation and interrogations would have been torture to Napoleon. 

 

Months ago, Elisha had surfaced in Europe on the arm of a fading British movie star, who became her seventh or eight husband.  It was mildly interesting social news on an international level and Solo took in stride, never commenting on the event.

 

In his mind, Kuryakin reviewed the history of his friend's upbringing.  Admiral Horatio Solo had been a renowned officer in two world wars.  Ambassador Kendal had spent his State Department career in almost every nation in the world, in the company of his Austrian wife.  Captain Nelson Solo had spent little time ashore, using his talents building a brilliant career in the Navy until his death in World War II.  Aunt Amy Carstairs nee Solo was only on the periphery of the family.  Of Elishia Kendal Solo there was very little information except that she divorced Nelson just before World War II.  Now they were all gone.

 

In the early years of their partnership, Kuryakin had almost resented Napoleon's lack of contact with a mother still alive and well in Europe.  His own parents had died in the resistance efforts in the war.  Most of his family had been killed by the Germans, or disappeared in the confusion of the war.  How could Napoleon purposely exclude his closest relative?  After meeting Elishia, Illya understood the reasons for the estrangement, although he never discovered the motivations behind it.  And he would never ask his friend for more concerning the matter, either.

 

Folding the paper, Illya left it in plain sight on his desk.  Eventually Napoleon would come to fetch him for lunch.  Solo would see the paper and react in whatever way he needed to.  Illya would not say a word or blame him if he shouted for joy or broke down in an emotional moment of despair -- which he did not expect.  Contrary to what Napoleon might believe after that terrible night, he did not think Solo a monster for wishing his mother dead. 

 

Unconfessed, were Illya’s comparable feelings.  Many others threatened them and were rewarded with death.  Both of them had burned those bridges long ago.  He thought back to that agonizing moment when Elisha stood in the light of the headlamps and pulled back the hammer on the pistol.  His heart had stopped in fear that she would murder his friend before his eyes while he stood by helplessly and did nothing.  No matter who she was, in a former life, at that moment she had condemned herself in his eyes.  Given the opportunity, he would have, without compunction, killed her to save his friend.  Burning bridges -- eliminating threats -- that was what he did.  Whatever necessary to honor his partnership.

 

 

The End