SPY GAMES
Spring 1975
"I am frightened, Illya. What will
become of us?"
Glancing away from the street below, Illya
Kuryakin took a moment to study the young woman in his arms. He gave her a
reassuring kiss on the head and turned back to study the thoroughfare.
"My people will come. You have to trust
someone, Tayana."
She toyed with the silver bracelet on her
wrist. "I hate these spy games." The thin brunette snuggled closer to
his chest. "I know I can contrive a way of escape."
"You said you didn't trust anyone
here."
"I trust you, my love."
His grip around her shoulders tightened, but
he was momentarily at a loss for words in response to her abject devotion. It
was true she owed her life to him. Of course she trusted him. Then why did he
feel like such a cad? Because he did not deserve such
feelings directed at him. This was a job. It was never supposed to
deepen into anything else.
"Tatyana
--"
"No, don't say anything, darling."
She shook her head against him. "I know you said there could be no
promises after we leave here, but I am not looking ahead." Her sneer was
bitter. "I have learned to expect nothing beyond the moment that I am
living within. There may not be a tomorrow. But you have given me now, and I
love you for it." She stared up at him with a face of discontent. "I
don't trust Armand."
Entering
THRUSH as a structured organization was
taking its last gasps and there was little life left in the evil cabal. Those
with bargaining power were fleeing to find haven in those countries they could
offer something to; money, methods, technology.
Three top THRUSH executives had ended up in
'This
is all your fault, Napoleon,' he accused sharply, his mental voice castigating
the American with regretful weariness. 'I
wouldn't be here if you hadn't broken the rules again. To
save me.'
"What did you say?"
Kuryakin rubbed at his injured leg and shook
his head. "Nothing. Just muttering
to myself." He sighed. "Armand is fine. Especially
as long as we don't tell him too much. He is a gypsy. They have no love
of the Communists."
Now what was he to do? Tatyana
had risked her life to help. She had memorized some of the records for other ex-THRUSH
leaders and could lead UNCLE to the criminals in other parts of the world. That
wasn't the only reason she was with him though. They had fallen for each other
in a way Illya was surprised to feel. Now he owed her for her help, for keeping
him safe and nursing him. He would pay with bringing her to freedom. Perhaps,
something more, a deeper and longer lasting commitment. Of that, however, he
was still unsure. He cared for her very much. Did he love her? Too complex of a question now. Their immediate concentration
had to be on survival and leaving
He tried not to think of what this
assignment might have been like if his partner was here with him. Former partner. Earlier this year -- when THRUSH was pretty
much a historic footnote on the pages of espionage history -- everything in his
life changed for the worse. Alexander Waverly, Number One Section One of
UNCLE's
Separation had been instituted before, but
never for this long. When he received the assignment to infiltrate the
The failure brought back all the old
questions that had nagged him for years about the treasured partnership he was
part of. Had he compromised on his own skills and abilities by depending so
much on a partner? Were his talent and survival instincts dulled by his
concession of absolute trust and devotion to another agent? Had the team really
enhanced their achievements and preserved their lives, or had it been a
handicap?
If this assignment were any indication, then
he would have to say that he did not have what it took to be on his own
anymore. That he DID need his partner to help him. And was that a bad thing? In
his heart, he knew he had never felt so desolately alone and susceptible as
these last few months. Considering his childhood spent fleeing from Nazis and
living rough with gypsies, that was saying a lot. But living in the west,
growing emotionally and professionally reliant on his partner had ruined him.
In the exasperating and quixotic American, Solo, he had found someone he could
trust absolutely, who would do anything and everything for him, and had. He had
discovered what friendship meant and knew that it was the most priceless
treasure he had ever known. Losing that gift had created a vacuum inside him
and even his relationship with Tatyana had not filled
that hollowness.
Glumly, he realized, his dramatically dreary
perspective was overly histrionic. During his tenure in
"It is all a game to these people. Who
has the most power? Who can control many lives? Spy and kill. All games."
She kissed him again. "Except for us."
How could he respond? The spy games were his
life. And possibly his death if he didn't get out of here
soon. He just hoped it would not mean her death as well. She had placed
too much faith and trust in him. He had no power to protect her. No recourses
left to get her safely out of the country. The gypsies were being watched, his
contacts were dead and her former friends were double agents.
"Do you think your friends will contact
Armand today?"
Friends? He had only one true friend and he had no
expectation of seeing Solo in this antagonistic realm. When would the UNCLE
extrication team come? He had no idea if they would come at all. The mission
was over, the THRUSH men dead. What UNCLE operative was currently in
"Maybe I should go to the café and ask
--"
"No, too dangerous," he denied
quickly. "Armand said he would let us know if he found us a way out of the
city."
"I don't trust Armand. Let me go out
tonight. Please. Perhaps I can buy some false passports. We must leave. There
is no time to waste." She kissed him on the cheek. "You are growing
weaker."
This wasn't the first time she displayed her
overt dislike of the gypsies. It was a prejudice shared by many in this old
country, but he didn't have the energy to argue the point tonight. They were
unable to trust anyone else, and by right of childhood experiences and a thin
bloodline he belonged within the loose family of gypsy confederates.
Considering their imperiled situation there was little choice.
Things had gone sour so quickly, he wasn't
even sure what had happened. Except three days ago the THRUSH men had somehow
been alerted that he was in their building stealing evidence. After helping him
Tatyana had no choice but to defect, but could expect
no help. Associates she had trusted had informed on her and Kuryakin -- which
was the only explanation of why they were caught in the government building. It
was supposed to be empty that night except for the former THRUSH men. Someone Tatyana worked with had discovered her duplicity and turned
her and Illya into the authorities. Her colleagues had betrayed them. No wonder
she was vigilant with everyone now.
He winced as he shifted his leg. He needed
medical treatment and there was just no one they could turn to here. And how
was he supposed to escape like this anyway? A fugitive, without the proper
papers or disguises, with a woman who would be shot if captured. HE
would be shot if they found him.
He sighed, keenly feeling the depression and
shallowness of the hope barely alive deep in his soul. There was only one man
he truly trusted with his life. All others were a gamble. Only Napoleon would
do -- anything, even die -- for him. And for that melodramatic and altruistic
reason, Kuryakin was, for the first time in months, glad his friend was not
beside him now. At least the American was spared this jeopardy. He would not
last five minutes inside
No, Napoleon could do it, he corrected,
being honest instead of caustically negative. Solo was the best UNCLE had and
his cunning and spontaneous ability to pull a mission together had given him
longevity and legendary prowess. His greatest vulnerability had been his
partnership with Illya. Now that that was over Solo was the toughest, coldest
spy UNCLE had in the ranks.
Amazing how two men basically dissimilar in
method, background and temperament, could react the same to a given situation.
The dissolution of the team had sent them both to different quarters of the
world and carved new legends for each of them. Now ruthless, cold tactics that
skirted the very edge of respect for anything marked their successes -- be it
rules, protocol or life.
"Look, Armand has put up the menu in
the window." Tatyana scooted over to the table,
retrieved a pair of binoculars, and brought them back.
He leaned against the glass to get a good
look at the window of the café down the street at the corner. The last of the
evening twilight shone on the old cobblestones and buildings and cast shadows
in the doorways. No one appeared to be watching this apartment complex, or the
little restaurant down the block. In the smudged window of the eatery a blue
menu was posted for all to see for the supper specials.
"Blue. That is a signal for safety,
yes?"
The Russian tried not to get his hopes up
too high. "Maybe he's found us an escape route." He handed the
binoculars back. "We will have to wait until dark to send you out."
She walked over to the table and gasped,
rushing back. "Illya," she cried in a whisper. "There is a note
at the door!"
He hobbled over to see that a sheet of paper
had been slipped under the door. It appeared to be a menu from the café. He
motioned for her to retrieve it, which she gingerly did and gave it to him.
Scrawled in bold black lettering was a message:
Lancelot Extractions
Limited Galahad special
Pick up and delivery
Discounts offered for seasonal rates.
"I can't read it. Is that English? What does it say?"
Illya was sure he had stopped breathing. Before he could reply there was a knock at the door. Five oddly spaced raps, a pause, then two more. He giggled and quoted along as the knock was repeated. "Shave and a hair cut, six bits." Was he delusional? Was his fever sending him over the edge of reason?
"What?"
Tatyana was looking at him as if he was insane. The light-headed relief and joy made him chortle. "Go open the door."
"Are you mad?"
"Probably. Just go and open it."
She shook her head in adamant refusal and he limped over and seized the knob. Only one person could be on the other side. Releasing the locks he opened the door and a figure in a topcoat and hat slid in, closing and locking the door behind him.
"It's about time," Napoleon Solo gruffed as he removed the thick outerwear. He beamed at his friend. "Good to see you again tovarich," then swept his partner into a strangling embrace. He held the hug for a long time, unwilling to let go, knowing he was trembling as much as the slighter man.
Shaking, on the verge of an embarrassing emotional outburst, Kuryakin whispered, "Napoleon."
Hoarse from the joy of seeing his friend alive, the pain of seeing Illya was in poor condition, Solo croaked out, "I see my rescue services are in dire need again."
After taking a deep breath the blond riposted, "I will never hear the end of this."
"No, you won't," Solo smiled, releasing his tight grasp, but holding Illya against him with one arm around the shoulders. Initial assessment was not good, he itemized, as he gave his friend a quick glance. The pale face lined from stress was edged with a red flush and the skin hot with fever. Still relying on Solo's support, keeping the weight off his right leg, he leaned against his friend for several moments. The American thought Illya seemed thinner than the last time they met, months ago. "Two times in a row," he finished lightly, initiating banter to cover the sadness of the predicament.
Even though they had been apart for months the anguish at his friend's wounds was not at all diminished. Right now this seemed worse than he remembered for a long time. Was there perhaps a sliver of guilt creeping into his commiseration? If he had been here with his friend maybe Illya would have escaped unscathed.
Kuryakin gripped him tightly, for support or from affection, he didn't know and didn't care. He was not inclined to release the hold anytime soon. He couldn't believe -- until this moment -- how he had missed his friend, how much he needed to be with this man whom he would always consider his partner.
The Russian's voice was returning to a
normal level of drollness. "
"All right, we'll start the count over then." He turned a keen scrutiny to the thin woman watching from the doorway of the kitchen. "It's okay, you can put the gun down. I'm on your side."
Her dark brown eyes looked to Kuryakin first for confirmation. At his nod she brought her arm out, her hand gripping tightly to Illya's Walther automatic. She watched him warily, but for a moment he read something else as she stared at him. Something furtive that fled when he stared into her eyes. She didn't trust him. No surprise. A wariness deeper than that? He threatened her -- no, her relationship with Kuryakin.
"Napoleon Solo," he nodded toward her.
The shadow of mistrust and something deeper, like hatred, breathed past her expression, then it was gone behind a mask of appeal. A pretty young thing, he completely understood how Illya could be taken in by her waif-like appeal and innocent surrender. But there was something within her that still disturbed him. Plainly she did not trust him and he could starkly reply that the feeling was instantly mutual.
He did not waste any more time contemplating her, but focused on his friend. In the moments he assessed her attitude he had been in motion, helping the wounded agent over to a worn, lumpy sofa and settling him with his right leg stretched out.
"Tatyana Korski," The Russian supplied when she would not speak. "Your clumsy arrival has left her speechless."
"Good thing I'm an excellent boy scout and came prepared." From the pocket of his coat he extracted a small shaving kit that was filled with first aid supplies. Then he tossed the coat on a chair. Kneeling next to his patient he instructed, "Take one of these." He held out a little blue pill. The patient hesitated and Napoleon assured him it would deaden the pain, not knock him out. "I'll need you awake later. We're going to have a busy night."
Swallowing the pill, he grimaced at the taste. "It's just party all the time with you," Kuryakin jibed through clenched teeth as the senior agent examined the damaged leg.
After ripping more of the torn pant leg away from Kuryakin's wound, Solo removed the old, red-spotted bandage, cleaned the bullet entry hole and emptied a syringe full of antibiotic into the leg. "That will help, but that bullet has to come out. You've already got an infection." He could find no witty quips about the injury so he simply shook his head and muttered.
"Thank you, Dr. Solo for the superfluous diagnosis."
Ignoring the biting retort, Napoleon re-bandaged the wound then sat back and studied his friend, brushing the shaggy blond bangs off the clammy face. "Can you walk?"
"Not much."
"I will help," Tatyana volunteered, moving from the kitchen doorway to hold Illya's hand. "He will not be alone."
"Nice," the American smiled sweetly. He addressed his partner. "I'm not asking for a relay race, just for you to be on your feet."
"I can do anything I need to," Kuryakin assured flatly. "What is your plan?"
Solo moved to the oversized coat he had brought and started extracting items from pockets and behind the hidden lining. He laid out on the floor an array of false beards, mustaches, glasses, extra clothes and a battered walking stick.
"Napoleon, you have outdone yourself!"
Laughing at the gleeful reaction, Solo felt
more confident of the meager plan he had devised. He was still worried,
wondering if Illya could handle the escape, but there seemed no choice. He had
been in
"Thank you. Coming from a master of disguise I'll take that as a compliment."
Tatyana still eyed him suspiciously. "You are American?"
"On my good days."
She crouched behind the arm of the couch, staying close to Kuryakin. "He is your friend?"
"On good days."
Napoleon made a face at his honor being impinged.
"How can he be trusted?"
"He can," Illya returned curtly. "And he is. With our lives."
Solo sat on the other end of the couch, facing his friend. "I take it we have a threesome crossing the border?" He pinched his lip. "That will complicate things."
The woman leaned her head against Illya's, eyeing Solo with contempt. "I will not leave Illya."
"She's defecting."
"Of course." Solo rubbed his face, finally cupping his chin in meditation. "You always like to complicate my life," he sighed.
Illya asked Tatyana to make some coffee. Reluctantly she left and Solo moved to the floor to sit next to his friend, checking the pale, heated forehead and frowning at the fever.
"She knows names and faces. She's going to help us track down the fugitive THRUSH leaders." At Solo's bland receipt of this information he became adamant. "She helped me and I put her in danger."
"And she's got a crush on you."
"That too." For a moment he stared soberly into his friend's eyes. " I have to bring her out, Napoleon."
"I figured that." He tapped Illya's chest above his heart. "And you're a big softy. You've fallen for her." Kuryakin merely nodded. Napoleon spotted a wet cloth on the table and grabbed it, sitting down again on the floor and wiping the Russian's face with the cool rag. "It's you I'm anxious about."
"Don't. I'll be all right once we are out of here."
"You never change." Despite his anxiety over his friend's health, he smiled at the stubborn resolution. "I still worry about you." Nodded toward the injured leg. "For good reason. You just can't live without me."
"No," Kuryakin reluctantly admitted honestly.
He fondly patted Kuryakin's shoulder. "Good to see you again. Even under these circumstances."
Illya's eyes lost their defiant glare and softened to affection. "I never expected you to come. I'm glad you're here."
"Where else would I be on a Thursday night?"
"How did you find out I was in trouble?"
"
"Then what?"
"We are relocating to the gypsy camp. From there, the Austrian border."
"You make it sound simple."
"I hope it is."
Closing his eyes, Kuryakin's lip's played in and out of a smirk. "I can't believe the gypsies allowed you to talk them into something."
"I was highly motivated and came with money."
"Typical capitalistic maneuver."
Squeezing Illya's arm, he retained gentle contact as the injured agent relaxed. "One of my best talents."
"Yes, you've always been very good at throwing money around."
Solo watched him until the breathing became even in sleep. Snatching a blanket from a nearby chair he covered the Russian and returned to sit on the floor, studying his friend. Months had passed since they had seen each other, but they slipped back into accustomed roles as if there had been no time apart.
'All too familiar,' he inwardly, peevishly sighed. 'Illya hurt again. Trying to escape with our lives again.' As he always did at times like these, he wondered why they kept doing this, but knew it was the only thing that kept them alive. The danger and the friendship were the only important elements they had in their lives. To give up the spy business would be to give up the partnership -- even though the partnership was in spirit only at this time. Then what would they have? Neither was willing to explore the abyss of a future out of the spy trade.
In bitter reflection he blamed Waverly for
this mess. Their
Napoleon's "solo" excursion into
The smell of cheap pseudo-coffee filled the area and he became aware of a presence behind him. A dark, adversarial shadow. He resisted the instinct to reach for his Walther and instead smoothly came to his feet and faced the slight woman staring daggers at him. She crossed the small living room and deposited a mug of steaming brew on the table near the sofa. Then she turned and stared at Solo again.
The obvious guess for her antagonism would be that she was jealous of him. He had burst into the little love nest, taken Illya's focus, care-giving, and even some affection away from her. Valiantly he tried to be sympathetic, to understand the hostility that she poured out at him. He was just petty enough, and very protective of his friend, to resent and repulse any sympathy. Her love, dependence and survival were all wrapped up in Kuryakin, but ultimately she was just a cog in the wheels of mission necessity. She had been used to accomplish his assignment. As a reward she was going over to the west. What happened after that, if he knew his friend, would be a polite, but firm brush-off and the love affair would be over. She couldn't know all that, of course, but she certainly detested him. Well, that didn't matter much, because he was the one taking them out of this pit tonight.
He took a mug of coffee and stepped into the
small kitchen. Leaning on the counter, he stared at her, bouncing back the
glare she leveled at him. He sniffed the drink, determined it was the usual
eastern bloc grain mixture that would never substitute for Hills Brothers.
"This is a good time to vent your objections, Miss Korski." His face was bland, but he didn't keep the tone of superiority and command from his voice. He had to let her know who was running this dangerous operation. "You obviously have problems. It can't be with the rescue plan, since you don't know anything about it, and you are in desperate need of liberation -- so your difficulties must be personal -- with me."
"I don't trust you."
"Maybe I don't trust you, either." This startled her and he allowed a slight smile to flit on his lips before growing stern again. Maybe some charm would work. "That doesn't matter. Illya trusts us both so I guess we're stuck with each other."
"How can you call him your friend? You care nothing for his safety. If you did you would not entrust his care to gypsies!" she hissed acidly. "I love him. He must trust me to get him out."
Even as the objections flowed from his tongue he knew he was attacking from spite and petty possessiveness. She had known Illya only a few months, how could she possibly think he was closer to her heart than Illya was to him? "He's been like my brother for over a decade. He means more to me than you can imagine," he snapped out malevolently. "What you two have between you is your business. I'm here because I'm going to save his life."
Sputtering, she nearly spit on him. "You? An American? You come in here with your clever words and your foolish, naive faith in gypsies! How can you joke about the danger? This is Illya's life!"
Recalling some of the terrible moments he
had shared with his partner; memories flashing through his mind of the torture,
the pain, the heartsick worry they had shared with/about each other.
His nerves rippled with weary disturbance. "How could we get through this without the jokes?" he asked darkly, staring into the blackness of the coffee, unable to close out the agonizing scenes of the past. Sometimes he wondered how they got through the horrible times at all. Deluding themselves with a hope for a better future, perhaps. Or remembering that between the suffering and fear there were incredibly wonderful times with their shared friendship. "You don't have to like me, you don't even have to trust me. Illya does and he knows nothing is going to keep me from getting him to safety."
Again he saw a dark, furtive shadow cross the deep recesses of her eyes, then it vanished. Instinct more than judgment told him not to trust this woman. Illya had used her to accomplish his mission, he had felt sorry for her and offered her a new life of freedom -- maybe he had even really fallen for her. But Napoleon saw something in her that made him completely leery of her motives and her attitude. She might love Illya, but that might not keep her from trying to stab him in the back figuratively and literally.
"How do you think the gypsies will help?"
Like many she obviously had strong bigoted ideas about the people of the roadways, but that was immaterial. Illya cultivated gypsy friends all over the eastern world and this was not the first time they were going to utilize those contacts. He was beginning to realize he really didn't like Tatyana, but he would need her cooperation to get through this hellish night.
"In the early hours of the morning we are going to steal a car and drive into the forest near the Austrian border," he explained, trying to be gracious and include her in the operation. Maybe if she knew how this was going to play out it would ease her nerves. "A gypsy troupe will be waiting there to take us across."
"The streets are dangerous at night."
A calculated bit of the Solo charisma oozed
out. "Ah, the trickiest games are after
Her eyes narrowed with contempt. "There again with your foolish humor. I do not wish to trust my life to your stupid spy games with gypsies."
Lightness vanished instantly and Napoleon slammed the mug down on the counter, crossing the space between them to look down into her face only inches away. "You don't have to go, sweetheart. But if you do, you will follow my instructions absolutely, no question. And if you do anything to jeopardize Illya, I will eliminate your risk without blinking an eye. Is that clear?"
The threat didn't phase her and her hateful glare became even colder. "You resent me because I have more influence with my Illya than you do."
His laugh revealed the bitter amusement. "I am hardly jealous of your influence, missy. What I have a problem with is you building this into a contest of wills. We all want to get out of here alive and I have the means to do that. Because Illya wants you to, you can come along for the ride. If you have a problem with my methods you can stay here and take your chances with the secret police."
Almost too late he spotted a knife in her hand coming for his throat. He grabbed her wrist in a crushing grip, removed the knife and tossed it into the sink. The icy fire in her eyes flamed. "If I see you and your gypsy friends are failing, I will put this blade through your heart."
"We won't fail."
"I will be watching you."
"Nice to see we understand each other, because I will be watching you."
Yanking her hand free her bracelet slipped into his hand and she gasped. "Give that back!"
He studied the strands of intertwined silver clasped by a silver rose at the top. "Very nice."
"Illya gave it to me. An expression of his love for me."
He tossed it to her and she skipped through the main room into an adjoining bedroom and slammed the door. Leave it to Illya to pick up a little firebrand, he sneered with irritation. Then the mood altered to anger when he stepped into the living room and saw Illya's blue eyes were open and surveying him with disappointment.
With a sigh of disgust Solo crossed over and sat on the edge of the sofa. "Hi."
"I suppose I wasn't supposed to hear that."
"No. Sorry."
Shaking his head, Kuryakin sat up, took the nearby mug and started sipping the hot drink. "Out of my sphere of influence for too long and you lose all your people skills, Napoleon."
Laughing, the dark-haired agent countered, "That's funny." He shrugged easily. "Your girlfriend has some possessiveness problems. Nothing to worry about. We've come to an understanding."
"You mutually despise each other? You're usually much more charming than this." His face lost the forced humor and grew somber. "Napoleon, she needs me."
"Da, da, so do I," the spy replied in deadly, serious assurance. "And I'm getting you out of here. Tatyana isn't going to be foolish enough to disrupt that plan. Don't worry. We'll all get out of this in one piece. Despite being out of practice, Illya, I am undefeated in the game of hide and seek with rescuing you."
Kuryakin drank the rest of the coffee and replaced the mug on the table. Then he patted his friend's arm. "Thank you."
"You are very welcome, but I wish you would stop giving me so much practice, tovarich."
"I'll see what I can do."
Moving to the floor where he dropped the capacious coat, Solo sorted through the extra clothes and false accoutrements that would transform them into new identities. On the table he placed fake identity papers for Kuryakin and shoved his own set into his pocket.
"I didn't bring any for guests," he pointedly quipped, "so we're going with alternate route B. That's the gypsies." He paused in his sorting and studied the recumbent agent. "Do you remember your old friend Danior?"
"Of course," Kuryakin smiled,
thinking about a daring and adventurous gypsy who had crossed their paths
several times in
"He's my backup. I had this strange
intuition that nothing was going to be as easy as walking in and out of
"I can't say your plan is very clever."
Ego stung, he cracked, "Can you come up with something better?"
"No." The Russian surrendered a sly smirk. "Nicely done to think of the gypsies."
"You've taught me to trust them. And I know they're sneaky just like you."
"How will we get away?" he asked around a yawn, his eyes blinking closed.
"For you two fugitives there is honeymoon suite. A cleverly hidden compartment under the wagon."
Kuryakin eyed him with growing dismay, the full impact of the explanation evolving. "Your plan was for two --" He swayed, falling back down to the couch. "Napoleon, I don't feel good."
Solo anxiously checked his fever. "You're not doing too well, tovarich."
"Sick." Illya shivered, shaking his head vigorously to stay awake. "You're risking yourself for Tatyana and me."
"Every plan has to be modified. That's why I'm so good at these things. I think well on my feet." He gave a faltering smile. "I'll be on horseback with the other men."
"You'll be exposed --" Irritation and anxiety bubbled out in a fervent flood. "You don't know the language!"
In an intense exchange Solo debated the ploy, easily winning the dispute since Illya was at a disadvantage with low energy and no options. There was no choice about the plot and both of them knew it. Certainly this would not be the first time he had stepped in to place himself in danger for his friend. He hoped it would be the last for a long time. Overly fatigued, Kuryakin gave up, laid his head back on the sofa and closed his eyes, his defiant words slurring.
Napoleon sat on the edge of the couch. "Rest." He brushed the back of his hand on the still heated face. "Maybe when you wake up this will all be over and you'll be treating me to fabulous Viennese pastries."
"Napoleons?" Illya giggled, then shook his head and his eyes opened wide in alarm. "No," Kuryakin shook his head to clear it, fighting to stay alert. "Why -- can't I -- think straight!"
"You're hurt."
He held onto his head. "Don't -- change -- the -- subject.” Eyes blinked heavily as his head fell back onto the sofa. “And -- don't do this -- for me -- you're -- sacrificing -- you . . . ."
Unconsciousness overtook him completely. Disturbed, Solo watched him for a few moments, commenting to no one that he was in worse condition than originally thought. 'And you worry about me,' he sighed at the mutual concern they shared; perhaps their greatest vulnerability. Illya was fretful about him and he was anxious over the Russian's health and ability to get through this grueling escape.
Aware of another presence he looked up. Tatyana was in the doorway silently observing him. How much
had she heard? It didn't matter. Maybe the exchange would help her understand
what his partner meant to him and how committed he was to this rescue. He crossed to the pile of clothes and started donning
his disguise. He suggested she do the same. Silently she complied and it was
nearing
After buttoning up his old, ratty coat, Napoleon removed his communicator and tucked it into Illya's inner pocket. "Just in case something goes wrong, I don't want to be caught with anything incriminating."
He turned to the door and Illya struggled onto his feet in pursuit. "Please be careful."
The warning sent chills through his body and Solo turned, not wanting to close the space between them and crack any more of the shielding around his emotions. This was strain enough without his partner suddenly going sentimental and superstitious.
"Sure." He tried to be light and
flippant, but the tone was flat and a little breathless. Staring into Illya's
eyes was unnerving, intuitively receiving a feeling of dread from his friend.
"I'll be right back." Finding mundane words to get them through the
next few minutes was a struggle. "Go down the stairs and be ready."
***
As quickly as he could move with his injured leg and the dulling medication, Kuryakin hurried in wrapping himself in a coat and stuffing his pockets with a few explosives and weapons his friend had thoughtfully brought along. Tatyana tried to help and he clumsily pushed her away.
"Illya, what is wrong?" She tried to hug him. "It will be all right, I am sure."
He shook his head. "I don't know. I can feel it."
She wrapped him in a blanket. "You are tired and ill. Soon we will be free and you will be taken care of."
They trudged downstairs slowly. Before they reached the first landing Solo was bounding up the steps to meet them. He mostly carried Illya down to the street. The little car at the curb had the engine running and Tatyana got in the back. As he maneuvered Kuryakin close she leaned out.
"It is
Without directly looking in that direction Solo scanned the area, as he had been, from the corner of his eye. He spotted three men in overcoats in various shadowy doorways and alleys along the dark street. It was something out of a B movie and at the moment he didn't find it amusing.
"Tatyana," he whispered urgently, "do you know the woods at the edge of town? There's a small road that turns to the east just at the tree line."
"Yes."
"Drive there. You'll be met by a man who knows Illya. His name is Danior."
Kuryakin gripped onto his friend's arm. "Napoleon, no!"
"Someone's got to distract these goons."
"No," the wounded man pleaded. "Not for me . . . ." His hold slackened and he swayed into the car.
Tatyana moved to the driver's seat.
Illya clutched onto Solo's coat lapels.
"You -- you --" his eyes rolled and his body sagged.
Solo caught him in a tight hold.
"Gave me a Mickey Finn in the coffee. You are sneaky -- and underhanded -- and you tricked me . . . ."
"That's my job," the senior agent responded curtly as he tried to stuff his friend into the vehicle. "You were in pain, of course I drugged you." In his confused and agitated state, Kuryakin resisted. Solo didn't take the time to try and deal with his muddled friend. "Just cooperate with your rescue, please," and muttered, "Mickey Finn in the coffee. You get so James Bond when you're delirious, chum."
Frantically Illya struggled, but his legs collapsed and Solo lifted him into the car. "Napoleon . . . ."
The blankets were bundled tighter around the Russian. "Shhh," Solo whispered in his friend's ear. "It will be all right. When you wake up again it will be over."
He refused to release his grip on his friend. "Meet us? When?" Illya cried out, his eyes unfocused, his words slurred.
"We'll be living it up in
"No --"
"Don't worry. This will all work."
Madly Illya defied, unable to coordinate his challenge. "You -- come with us --" he shook his head, horrified at a new thought. "No room. You left no room." He glared at Tatyana with anguish. "I promised her freedom -- can't choose --"
"You don't have to choose," Solo
gently explained as he pried Kuryakin’s fingers loose from his jacket.
"I'm going to distract some bad guys. You're going to
"Promise?" he blurred, eyes closing and head falling against Solo's chin. "Come back. Promise."
"Promise."
"Promised . . . didn't want to choose . . . you understand . . . . "
"I understand. Don't blame yourself, Illya. I'll see you soon. Promise."
"Nap -- oleon -- don't leave . . . promised . . . "
After gently depositing the Russian fully into the car, Napoleon turned a steely eye to Tatyana. "Take care of him. If he doesn't come out of this okay you'll have to answer to me."
"If you are alive anymore."
Chills shivered across his shoulder blades. As if someone was walking on his grave. Was she predicting the future, or only projecting her hopes of his demise? He paused for a moment to give her his sternest glare.
"Just remember to take care of
him."
***
The reunion with the gypsies was fuzzy and remote. Danior showed him the hidden compartment and assured it was a quick trip to the border if they took a short cut through the forest. Should they wait for Solo was the question the young gypsy asked?
"Yes," Kuryakin responded without thought.
The girl objected quickly. "Illya,
"No," he nearly cried. "I can't -- leave -- he came -- for -- me . . . ."
Tatyana was persuasive. "If he is captured there is nothing you can do for him now. And what good will it do him if we are captured?" She led him to the wagon with the secret compartment. "He has papers and can get out of the country. We do not."
Holding his head, Illya agonized over the confusion that would not lift, the fatigue that insulated his reactions and thoughts, the anger and anguish threading his decisions. It was a harsh universe that brought him to this cruel apex of Fate. Flee with his lover or wait for the friend he loved as his only family. Solo would understand, of course. He was a professional who knew they had to take responsibility for the civilians they brought into operations. Napoleon had papers to get him past the border guards. If he wasn't already arrested. If he had been caught there was nothing Illya could do for him then.
Groggy, Illya nodded. He couldn't think clearly. Too much of the pain medication. Napoleon had spiked the shot. Not like his partner to make such a mistake. But he had accused the American of overdosing deliberately. Why would his friend do such an underhanded thing to him? Didn't Napoleon think he could handle the rigorous escape? Not like Solo to do something that dangerous, though, when they both needed their wits and skills to flee from the hostility. He moaned from the overwhelming bewilderment.
Tatyana guided him to their hiding place. "Illya, darling, I need your help. We must leave. Your friend can take care of himself. He doesn’t need you now."
Yes, that was right. Napoleon could escape
with the fake papers. Napoleon could
take care of himself, yes, that was right. Tatyana needed him.
All he had to do was agree. Yes, it was the best for everyone. Napoleon would
be okay. They were going to eat napoleons in
***
Napoleon slammed the door shut and she drove away. Solo strolled back into the apartment building and watched from the window in the front door. Good, the three thugs were still there -- no -- one was heading for a car parked down the block. He couldn't let them intercept Illya. Then the only answer was to stop them. He drew his Walther and with his left hand fingered a bomb the size of a quarter secured in his pocket. It would be enough to take out the opposition's car.
With a flash of movement he dashed out the door and ran toward the secret police car. He could hear by the scuffling footfalls that the other two men were following him. With a flick of his hand he threw the bomb and made a sharp right turn into an alley. He was running full tilt when he felt the plunk of bullets nipping at his heels. Out the other side he ran along the empty street vainly trying to find a doorway or some kind of cover. The whole narrow boulevard was comprised of tall apartments.
Then a car
careened at him from another street and he dove through the nearest window.
Staggering in the dark apartment, dazed from the collision with a table, cut
and scraped from the glass, he stumbled through to the front door. He wobbled
through a long apartment hall, out a back door and clumsily flopped over the
back yard fence into another alley. Almost reaching the next street, he could
hear cars racing toward him. Running, not breaking his pace, his mind whirled
with options and possibilities. Then bullets zinged past him. He dropped and
returned fire, hitting at least two enemies. Even as he finished firing he
realized a car was nearly on top of him. Barely another step had been taken
before he was slammed to the ground. Fighting to catch his breath he knew he
had failed. He was not going to be able to keep his promise to Illya.
***
He was
having the funniest dream. Ludicrously funny. Illya
knew it was a dream because even though the senses were dulled -- everything
muted and not quite the right color, (that sometimes happened in drug induced
delirium) there was that strange quality about lucid dreams that he was in it,
yet at the same time watching it happen. Napoleon was laughing in tune with the
music -- no -- calling and groaning? It was very garbled. Illya was dancing,
his injured leg bandaged, but still bleeding. Dancing -- no -- floating and
skipping and dancing -- with Tatyana. In that ballroom from The Sound of Music. Dancing
atop squashed Napoleon pastries. Their feet never touched the floor, instead they flew into the air, then landed in the
squishy, flaky pastry, the cream, the strawberry filling. But when the dessert mushed together the layers flowed like blood across the
floor. He called out to Napoleon to stop laughing, but realized the stereophonic
noise was his friend crying out and moaning -- screaming in pain . . . .
"Napoleon?"
He gasped the name before he was conscious. As he had so many times before, emerging from a bad dream and/or medicated, restless sleep, he called out for his friend. Napoleon was always there. And before he opened his eyes, before his mind kicked into gear with details about what had happened and where he was, he could feel Solo beside him and the initial panic of the gruesome nightmare receded.
He sighed with relief and reached out for the person sitting on the bed. "Napoleon."
"No, my love, it's Tatyana."
"Tatyana." Illya's eyes snapped open. He blinked away the bright light that filled the room and hurt his eyes. The tempered contentment swept away along with the lingering, wispy filaments of the dream. This was wrong. Holding hands with a woman he deeply cared for was good and natural, but something else was not right. "Napoleon." Of course. His friend was probably in the other room. He knew that wasn't right even as the thought came to him. Why did he think Napoleon was here? Or wasn’t here? "Was Napoleon talking? Where is he?"
"No, I'm sorry darling, you were dreaming."
She looked healthier than he had ever seen her. There were shadows under her eyes that were barely discernable now. The dark phantoms inside her eyes were gone. She seemed brighter and more alive than he had ever known her. Was it the affect of the sun streaming through the delicate lace curtains at the window? The faint sound of birds singing? Was Julie Andrews going to flutter through the door with a song? He sniggered and knew he was unbalanced, his mind finally registering his typical, muzzy reactions to medication coursing through him.
Tatyana Korski was looking at him
strangely, as if she had never seen him drugged. She hadn't, of course. He knew
her from
"We are free. You are safe, my love. Your gypsy friends brought us to this charming little village. You are under the care of a doctor. He comes to check on you everyday."
"Everyday? How long --?"
"You have been awake and asleep for five days. Your memory is not always complete. You are very weak. The infection was serious. And the doctor operated to remove the bullet. You were very weak, my darling. Strength will be slow returning."
The confusion dulled his thoughts to a near halt. He wasn't even sure what to ask. Except the pressing question that was most natural and most important. "Where's Napoleon?"
With a sad shake of her head, Tatyana admitted, "He's not here." She kissed his hand that was clutched in both of hers. "He never crossed the border." She planted a kiss on his cheek. "I am sorry. I know he was important to you."
There was a sense of alarm, but it was almost overcome by the anger heating within. "Didn't anyone go back for him?"
"The gyspies couldn't. Too dangerous. Danior and his band are already traveling west. His friend, Gervase, he and his troupe crossed the border yesterday to discover something, but no one has returned."
"No one else came for me?"
"How could they? I have no idea how to contact your people."
The reality of his actions slowly sank in and his stomach undulated queasily. "I left him," he confessed with horror. "I left him behind."
Raising slowly to a sitting position he asked for his communicator. Creeping his way to the side of the bed he sat there for a moment orienting his balance and senses. When handed his clothes he fumbled in the thick jacket for the inner pocket and his hand came away with two silver pens. One was Napoleon's. He remembered his friend had stayed behind, leaving the communicator behind for fear of capture.
Had there been some sixth sense foreboding of peril to come? Or had Napoleon just been overly cautious? With a clutching grip of dread Illya knew he might never know. Five days in enemy country. If Solo wasn't dead he was more than likely captured. Slowly working his way toward death under torture.
What had he done to protect the escape?
Moaning, Kuryakin fell over on the bed, nauseated with the knowledge he had
abandoned his friend so he could escape with Tatyana.
How could he? His call to Mr. Donnaly, the Number One Section One in
"You must send in a team for Napoleon. My gyspy contacts will help."
"Mr. Kuryakin, I have no agents here in
"You must do something better than that! He saved me, and the woman who has been helping me! We're alive because of him!"
"Very noble," Donnaly dryly retorted without emotion. "A foolish gesture that has probably cost him his life, Mr. Kuryakin. We are sending no one in after him until we know his status. Now, tell me about this woman you brought out."
Without enthusiasm he relayed the background
of how Tayana helped him spy on the THRUSH men and
the information she harbored in her memory to find other THRUSH fugitives.
Overall pleased with the mission end, Donnaly
promised to send agents to escort them to
***
Navigating on crutches was tedious, but Illya was galvanized by his need to do something about finding his friend. UNCLE was being too slow and the gypsies had not been over to help him. He had sent Tatyana out to find Danior or any of the others in the troupe and bring them back. Because of his injury he could not undertake a rescue alone, but with their help he could manage. Had to do it.
Realism told him there was little chance Napoleon was still alive. If he was, he would be mostly dead from torture. Whatever the hideous imaginings, they were made all the more painful because it was his fault Napoleon was suffering, or dead. Solo had come for him. Worst of all, lllya had made the decision to leave his friend behind so he could save Tatyana.
There was little he remembered clearly from that last night. Why did Napoleon give him double drugs? Must have slipped something into the coffee. Now those final memories were elusive and vague. The reunion made remote because of the wound and medication.
How Napoleon must hate him. They had sworn so many times they would do anything for each other. Torment, torture, death. He just hadn't included a girlfriend in that list. The one to give in to a girl had not been the womanizing Solo, but the introspective and superior Russian who always teased his partner about romantic liaisons being the death of him. If it were not so ludicrously fatal he would laugh. If Napoleon was not dead he might find it amusing, too.
The hotel room door slammed open and shut and Tatyana breezed into the bedroom, several packages in her arms. She threw them on the bed and hugged him.
"Oh, darling, you are walking so well.
Are we soon to go to
He stared at her as if she was a stranger,
and she was. He didn't know this person who was completely removed from the
scared, introverted woman he had coerced into helping steal documents. She was
removed from the girl he had protected and loved and sworn to free because of
her quiet bravery. And there was no resemblance to this current creature and
the vixen who had threatened Napoleon in that dirty
apartment in
"You found Danior's people?"
"Illya!" She seemed about to throw a tantrum, then stretched her face into a sympathetic facade. "I am sorry, darling, I am so carried away. Freedom can be intoxicating. I forget you are so worried for your friend." She stroked his cheek. "No, my love, there is no word of gypsies in the area. The people here don't seem to like their kind and they stay clear."
"
"One of the few, I
fear." She straightened the
dress across the bed. "We must go to
"Plans change."
The grim tone or the firm set of his expression
must have alerted her. She turned to him with a wariness that brought to mind
their months together in
"No, Illya, we must leave. We have important information for your organization. We have our life together --"
"Nothing is more important than finding Napoleon. Every minute we waste could mean his life!"
Her voice was as hard as her eyes. "Do you think they allowed him to live?"
Illya didn't want to face the truth of that probing question. "I have to believe he is alive," he confessed darkly. "It is the only thought that will keep me sane."
"Darling," she cried with exasperation, "there is nothing you can do. He was brave and valiant giving his life for us. We will always remember that. Shall we name our first child after him?"
"I was thinking of something a bit more
immediate," was his dry retort. "I'm going back to
She sputtered, then gasped, then coughed out several disjointed words before settling on an outraged, "No! You cannot go back!" She grabbed his arms tightly. "We must not go back!"
"I'm not asking you --"
"I won't let you go!"
Forcibly he removed her hands. She struggled and her silver bracelet flew off, breaking apart on the floor. Tatyana hastily retrieved one part of it from under a chair, and Illya spotted the other near the window. He could see it clearly as he reached for it, and by the time it was in his hand he saw that underneath the rose petals was concealed a miniature transmitter.
Frozen, she stared at him in horrified silence. It all came together as he looked at the microcircuits. He had been used -- more deftly and expertly than he had used her. They had played the game excellently, like the professionals they obviously both were. It had never occurred to him she was a plant. He couldn’t even guess what machinations were behind her ruse to cross the border and stay under his protection. It had been a brilliant and nearly flawless operation. And the only casualty had been his closest friend.
"I can explain -- "
He punched her, folding his fist under his arm to resist beating her to death. "The only words I want to hear from you are what you are going to do to get Napoleon back."
"It was my job, at first," she cried, folding down to the floor into a pitiful ball. "I was to gain your trust so you could bring me back to the west. Then I could infiltrate your UNCLE organization and work beside you, giving you false information while I stole from you. But I love you, Illya. I fell in love for real. I would never hurt you."
"Just kill my friend," he croaked tightly.
"
Swinging a crutch atop her hand, he then pushed her away from the bed. Picking up the purse she was grabbing for he removed a small pistol. As tempting as it was to shoot her with her own weapon he swallowed his rage and pocketed the gun.
"Please believe me," she sobbed.
Illya shook the transmitter in his hand.
"You told
"I had to separate you two. He was too protective. I would never be able to complete my mission with him hovering over you constantly."
Trembling, Kuryakin's rage was nearly uncontrollable. "You played the game so well, Tatyana, I never suspected. I thought you needed me. More than my partner."
"I am sorry. So sorry. I had to. It was his life or mine." Now she was gasping out words between her sobs. "It's been a game except for my love. I do love you! You must believe me!" She sat up and pleaded with him. "Please, I can still help. If you will just ignore the past. We can be together. UNCLE need never know I was a plant."
Sick and weak, Illya sank to the bed. He allowed Napoleon to be captured and possibly killed because of this woman. Very professionally and skillfully she played him, betrayed him. Unable to look at her, he crossed to the window. How could he condemn her so fervently when he was the one to blame as much as she? He had been the one to choose between her and his friend. His was the sharpest, cruelest betrayal. His was the most unforgivable sin. There could be exacting, swift punishment for her, but how could he atone for his crime? The only way was to find out Napoleon's fate and rescue him if he was still alive.
Turning the transmitter in his hand, he
realized there was an easy way to find out about Napoleon. And perhaps a bargaining chip to get Solo
back. He turned cold eyes to the
woman. He still could not think beyond
rage when dealing with her. For her preservation
and his morals, he turned attention to the communications device. After a few moments of study he understood
the workings of the radio and put in a call for
It was really amazing, he thought as he
negotiated with the head of the secret police. Last week he believed he was in
love with this woman and Kriov was a monster. Today
After his crisp and icy explanation that the
game was up he had only a few words left for
***
The double flash of headlights across the bridge jolted Illya's heart enough to skip a beat. That was the signal. His grip on Tatyana tightened and he pushed her forward.
"Don't do this, Illya, I beg you."
Her appeals had no more affect on him than
the wind. His heart was ice. Room only for the cold hatred he needed to get
through this. Physically he would not have been able to manage Tatyana on his own. After subduing her in the hotel room he
had searched out his gypsy friends, who were still in town, and they managed
her custody until
There were few words he had for his former lover. "If Napoleon is dead then you will not make it across to the other side, Tatyana."
Tears streamed down her face. "We could have had such a life. How could you allow this spy to ruin it all?"
"You should understand that very clearly, Tatyana. It is all part of the game. This time, you lose. And I lose."
"Then why send me back?"
"Maybe Napoleon can still win."
Pistol in hand he pushed her forward. Then his attention was caught by the activity across the border. Two guards were dragging a body out of the car and hauled the limp form to the edge of the bridge. In the dim lighting from the electrified fence it was impossible to tell the correct identity, but the droopy, dark head was all too familiar. The question was if Solo was still alive. The guards and the gypsies walked across to meet in the middle. Illya's finger played on the trigger, ready in an instant to fire on the police at the first sign of treachery. Or on Tatyana if the Hungarians were switching a dead body. The exchange made, Illya waited for a sign from Danior. He gave a slight nod -- yes, Napoleon was alive.
Illya released a long-held sigh. Shaking, he leaned on his crutch for support. As they came closer he saw his friend was battered and bleeding. They bundled the unconscious form into the car and Illya climbed in with Solo, holding his damaged friend in his arms. Completely aware of the ironic twist of roles from the last time they were together, Kuryakin studied his friend's injuries, hardly aware of the cries of anguish coming from across the river.
"Score one for our side," he whispered bitterly, hardly feeling there was much of a victory in the game they had just played out.
***
Sometimes it seemed he spent half his life anxiously awaiting his friend's recovery. Ruefully he knew his friend spent half his life watching over his hospital beds. With a deep sigh Illya got to his feet and slowly hobbled around the small room to work out the stiffness in his joints. Bathed in the pale illumination from a small table lamp, in the narrow back room of Dr. Josephs' clinic, Napoleon Solo looked the part of a man struggling to cling to life.
The prognosis was not really that bad, Illya reminded himself, having memorized the medical diagnosis. Broken left shoulder, broken ribs, various internal and external bruising. Solo would live, would make a full recovery and everything would return to normal. Only in dreams, came his caustic sarcasm that nothing in their lives would ever be normal. Most days they could only settle for survival. Right now that simple level looked very good.
The patient stirred and Kuryakin's heartbeat leaped into rapid poundings within his chest. Not many things unnerved him. He spied, killed and lied for a living. Facing his closest friend right now nearly made his skin crawl with trepidation.
"What happened?" Solo's eyes were blearily open and staring at the Russian. His words were slow and thick. "Last time I saw you I was the one standing."
"It seems you had a collision with something large."
"Car."
"You are losing your touch," came the sarcastic banter as natural to them as breathing. "Who would have thought you could not miss something as big as an automobile."
Face scrunched in disapproval, Solo curled his lip. "How's the leg?"
"Improving."
"How are you?"
"Improving."
With a shrug of his shoulder Solo hissed out
a cry of pain, then settled on studying his friend.
"I take it we're in
"Safe and sound."
Solo nodded. "I have some bad news for you."
"Tatyana?" Heavily, Illya flopped down on the only chair, leaning elbows on the arms, and staring at his friend. "I found out."
"Sorry."
"Please don't offer sympathy, Napoleon. You don't feel it and I don’t deserve it."
"I'm sorry for what she did to you."
Kuryakin groaned and buried his head in his hands. "Don't." Head shaking, he finally straightened, glanced only for an instant at his friend, then turned to hobble over to the window. "I am glad you are alive. I wanted you to know that before I go."
"Where are you going?" Solo sat up and moaned at the stress to his injuries.
Automatically reacting, Illya moved as quickly as he could to help him settle down again. "You now better than that."
"And you know better than to spring surprises like that on me. I come all this way to find you. I get arrested and hit by a car and --"
"Napoleon!"
"What? What do you want?"
"I don't know," Illya shouted, miserable and angry. "Anything but your sympathy. Don't you understand what I did? You played decoy and sacrificed yourself. I didn't even wait for you. I chose Tatyana over you! I decided she was more important to save than you! And she used me! She engineered your arrest! Just stop being so understanding and reasonable and tell me what a fool I am."
"Tut, tut, tut," Napoleon sighed, shaking his head and rolling his eyes. "Leave you in these Slavic environs for a few months and you spout dialog right out of Tolstoy." He cleared his throat. "After you get me something cool and wet to drink, I will tell you what you need to hear."
A little startled at the accusations and crisp commands, Illya retrieved a glass of water for his friend. After Solo took several gulps he cleared his throat again.
"Go ahead," Kuryakin invited, his face placid but his skin beading with sweat.
Solo wagged a finger at him. "You did the only thing you could do and I didn't expect anything less of you, Illya. I never expected you to wait for me. I wanted you to get to safety as quickly as possible. Why do you think I went to all the trouble of finding you?" Kuryakin seemed about to interrupt and Solo quickly concluded, "You were hurt and I was supposed to be smart enough to take care of myself."
"You didn't get the chance. Tatyana informed on you."
Grimacing, the American assured him he had discovered that the hard way during his interrogations by the secret police. Who weren't very good at keeping secrets, since they made no effort to conceal their gloating at having captured Solo and sent in a mole to work inside UNCLE.
"How could you ever think I would be upset with you over this? Only if you've been hurt over it, then I'll be unhappy."
Ailing with a guilty conscience, Illya did not want to explain the obvious. Shaking his head, he only wished for the memory of his betrayal to go away. It couldn't of course, and he didn't know what could be done to ease the culpability. Napoleon was no help. Forgiveness was too painful to contemplate right now.
Sighing dramatically, Napoleon held out his right hand. "Don't look at this as a failure, Illya. Think of it as a positive."
"Hmmm."
"When I explain to Waverly most of what happened, artfully editing a few details, he will be so impressed with the way WE -- as in both of us -- handled this that I bet we can convince him to get us back together as partners."
"Napoleon, you are exasperating."
"Thank you."
"How can you forgive me so easily?"
Solo's laugh was rich, the delight penetrating through the hoarse tone. "Easy? You don't know what I'm going to demand as your penitence." He settled against the pillow. "First, where are all those luscious pastries you promised me?" Illya rolled his eyes. "Then there is the official report you'll be filing marking my undisputed heroics and how fantastic we are when working as a team. And tell me about the girls around here."
"Americans." Illya sighed, quickly disguising a smirk. "It is all a game to you."
"And we play it to win, tovarich."
"Da," Kuryakin sighed deeply. This
time he had indeed won. His partner was back with him -- both of them
alive. They played this precarious game
with their lives as the ultimate stakes and all he wanted was complete victory.
THE END