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SHORT STORIES

stories rated PG or PG-14 for violence and intensity

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I HATE SOUTH AMERICA	response to a list challenge - the agents are in trouble and only one may survive
THE GYPSY CURSE AFFAIR	Napoleon and Illya encounter the supernatural
THE GYPSY REVENGE AFFAIR SEQUEL TO: The Gypsy Curse Affair  --NEW--	Is a ghostly presence haunting the spies?
OVER THE HILL	Napoleon copes with the worst birthday of all
SETTING BRIDGES ON FIRE AFFAIR	Napoleon and Illya encounters an unexpected rival
THE COMPLETELY  ROUTINE AFFAIR	On assignment in middle America, Napoleon and Illya face an unexpected life and death situation
BACK TO THE USSR COMRADE	Is Illya leaving to return to his homeland? How do The Beatles fit into his plans?
INCIDENT IN A COFFEE HOUSE	Grounded on the sidelines, Illya discovers new levels of understanding
OFFICIAL REPORT	How Napoleon and Illya handle paperwork
CATCH US IF YOU CAN	A game of spy versus spy -- Illya pitted against Napoleon -- turns dangerous
THE LAST MINUTE	Every minute counts as Solo and Kuryakin work through a time-critical mission
MELTDOWN	One peril too many sends Napoleon over the edge
A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE OFFICE	my short-short story challenge Napoleon and Illya's day starts off badly

LIFELINE THE TERRIBLY EXPENDABLE AFFAIR

While trying to save his partner, Napoleon turns the situation from bad to worse What happens when one of the partners is expendable and the other is not?

The NAPOLEON SOLO'S  POUND OF FLESH Affair	An old and vicious enemy is out to make Napoleon pay -- in flesh and blood
SPY  GAMES	Illya is wounded, behind the Iron Curtain, and playing a dangerous game of hide and seek with the secret police.  Only his partner can help him come out alive. A for Angst  PG-14
LAST WORDS	How important are the last words of a dying partner?
DEAD END solo nightmare A for Angst PG-14 for  intensity triple-part story	Is one of the partners dead?
The Always Another Chance Affair	In the early years of the partnership Napoleon and Illya have a dispute
The Greyhound Bus Affair	UNCLE-lite What happens when an agent from UNCLE takes the bus?
The Survival of the Fittest Affair	Who will survive against THRUSH in the California desert?   RATED A for Angst
The Light at the End of the Tunnel  Affair	Life-death-life experiences for the team from UNCLE. RATED A for Angst
Just Another Birthday	Napoleon is having a rough birthday.
The My Partner the Ghost Affair	Will the partnership extend to the supernatural realm?
The EXTREME PREJUDICE AFFAIR	Illya is asked to commit the ultimate duty of a spy -- assassination!  Can he kill a fellow UNCLE agent? RATED A for Anguish PG for intensity
The RUSSIAN BALLET Affair The Magic Kingdom Affair	UNCLE LITE Free tickets to the Russian ballet. Napoleon and  Illya at Disneyland!  Surprises for everyone!
The Reichenbach Affair	Napoleon has met his Fate near Reichenbach Falls.  Can Illya do anything to help? RATED A  for Angst PG-14 for violence and intensity
The Berlin Affair	-- Illya goes to Berlin, not sure if he will find Solo alive. RATED A for Angst PG-14 for violence and intensity
The Game Piece Affair	-- A mission with another agent leads to an unexpected dilemma.
The Icarus Bluff Affair	-- Napoleon's bluff takes him perilously close to death.  RATED A  for Angst PG-14 for violence and intensity
The Comic Book Affair	-- The U.N.C.L.E. team's wacky hijinks at a comic book convention.
The Bring 'em Back Alive Affair	-- Solo, Illya and white slavery in  the jungle.
The Fly the Friendly Spies Affair	-- Airplane Hijacking with the U.N.C.L.E. team aboard. RATED AA  for AAngst PG-14 for violence and intensity
The Forty Million Reasons Affair	-- Conversations after a mission.
The Renaissance Pleasure Affaire	- U.N.C.L.E. at the Pleasure Faire.
The Hurt Illya Christmas Affair	- Illya thinks he is suffering, but then comes across something that really scares him.
The Patron Saint Of Spies Affair	- Napoleon and Illya experience unexpected miracles.